JasonDJ

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JasonDJ,

Literally can’t stay ahead of it.

My kid re-activated prime on me a long time ago, before I had even started thinking about parental controls, by selecting a movie on the Kindle Fire playing with the remote.

Thought I’d learned my lesson, but no. Couple years later he reactivated Audible by asking the thermostat to read him a story. He was probably like 4 or 5 by then. Not only reactivated Audible, but wasted a credit on The Three Little Pigs

JasonDJ,

I got an old iPhone I can’t remember the pin on. Was my wife’s phone and the screen started getting flakey around the area where some of the digits in her usual pin. She changed it a couple days before we replaced it and now we can’t remember the pin to reset it.

Would really like to know how to reset it at this point so I could sell it to Best buy or something.

JasonDJ,

It’s so easy, a toddler could do it.

JasonDJ,

Ahh corporate lobbyists. The original AI.

JasonDJ,

The problem isn’t the bikes, the problem is the lithium.

China controls a lot of the worlds lithium, and most of its refining.

JasonDJ,

In retrospect, the monkey bars were a poor choice for metal.

JasonDJ,

There’s tons of factors more than just nutrition. Stress is a big one. My 9yo niece just got hers, and they’ve got plenty of money and eat well. Came shortly after they found out her dad is riddled with cancer all over his body.

JasonDJ,

Blood only has magical power if it belongs to a virgin.

So you’re probably right.

📄 rule (sh.itjust.works)

alt-textIt blows our hivemind that the United States doesn’t use the ISO 216 paper size standard (A4, A5 and the gang). Like, we consider ourselves worldly people and are aware of America’s little idiosyncrasies like mass incarceration, the widespread availability of assault weapons and not being able to transfer money via...

JasonDJ,

Well, more efficient packaging and shipping is a pretty good goal in general. Although what’s better is just…not having to ship pallets of paper around, it’s 20 fucking 24.

JasonDJ,

I’ve gotten so sick of working with people in multiple timezones that I’ve just started using UTC for everything.

Fuck you for living in a different sliver of the planet. You aren’t gonna make me do all the math. I’m bringing you down with me.

Let’s see them tremble when daylight savings time ends.

JasonDJ,

You wouldn’t download a serial killer.

But you could download countless murder-mystery audiobooks and ebooks from Libby, so that’s a close second.

JasonDJ,

You mean like a Kei Truck?

I think they’re so cute. Like they are out of a Lightning McQueen manga.

JasonDJ, (edited )

Is it emissions or is it safety? B/c a lot of them don’t have the power for highway roads and lack basic safety (like seatbelts).

If it is emissions, it’s probably because it’s category-wrecking. They probably get pitted against other cars in a similar weight or wheelbase, and it’s designed to be far more utilitarian than most vehicles in that class.

JasonDJ,

Probably contains some exotic extra terrestrial organism. Hope it only survives in a narrow pH range.

Quick get this man some aspirin and a colicky baby.

JasonDJ,

Back up…dude with a 10th grade level understanding of biology and chemistry coming through with a question…

So carbon-based life forms can, under the right circumstances, decompose into long chains of hydrocarbons like Petroleum.

Does that mean silicon-based life forms under the right circumstances would break down into hydrosilicates like caulk?

JasonDJ,

America held the printing press invention dear to the heart. It was the best way to manufacture and distribute propaganda.

News is a profit driven industry and it’s written by the sponsors. This is as true for NYT as it is for Alex Jones. The sooner people realize this the sooner we can dig ourselves out of this whole mess.

JasonDJ,

The alternate timeline of planet of the apes.

Instead of Caesar just shouting out against his captors, the humans just wipe themselves out. So the dogs go to the jungle and align themselves with all the remaining great apes. They co-evolve and then, and then planet of the apes.

JasonDJ,

They made him a moderator of alt.total.loser.

JasonDJ,

If it’s a legitimate hostile takeover, the market has ways of shutting things down. /s

JasonDJ,

There are flagship quality phones that aren’t totally impossible to repair, and at reasonable prices.

Sent from my OnePlus 12

JasonDJ,

You don’t understand how FPTP works. It is designed to penalize people for voting for a third party (because it will always devolve to two parties. They may occasionally change, but it starts at the bottom, not at the oval office).

This “lesser of two evils” is a consequence of that. No one candidate is going to be best aligned with the majority of people. When there are two candidates, one will be more aligned than the other.

When a third candidate enters, they have to be closer to one of the two, and attracts voters that were more closely aligned with the primary party candidate.

So if you’ve got a close FPTP race, you could easily take a race that would otherwise be 51/49, make it 47/49/4, and even though the majority of people were more closely aligned with Candidate A, because some of them went for C, candidate B won instead.

Therefore, it’s foolish to abstain because you disagree with all candidates, because somebody is going to win no matter what. And it is foolish to vote for a third party, because they will not win, they will only detract from the closely aligned party, which in turn favors the less-aligned party.

JasonDJ,

Wouldn’t have even been a question. Nader’s votes in Florida alone were enough to secure a very comfortable margin, had they gone to Gore.

JasonDJ,
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