Monzy - So Much Drama in the PhD [Nerd Rap] [early 2000s?]


<span style="color:#323232;">Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm PSPACE-complete but I'll reduce you to 3-SAT.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">My crew is so hard that we roll in NP,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And bitches dereference my pointer for free.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">When I'm linear probing they're like, "Damn that's gigantic,"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I showed it to your mom and she used Hoare semantics.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">She jumped like JNE up onto my erection
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And I picked up that ho like straight garbage collection.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">("Yeah, mark-and-sweep on these nuts, bitch.")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I gotta sign my rhymes with PGP;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">But I keep on generatin' like a CFG
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">What's wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You'll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation
</span><span style="color:#323232;">So prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Penetration, as they fill it up with jism,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">It's too bad you aren't closed under homomorphism.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Your problem, Plus Plus, is that your typing isn't strict:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">In ML my type is real and your type is 'a dict.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I control my flow better than TCP,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I rep the west coast like Eazy-E,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You best not front if you can't pass the GRE,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I've got saturated edges but your flow is sparser,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Real gangstas sip on Yacc; instead you generate a parser.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">While you're busy poppin' stacks I'll pop a cap in your skull,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna pipe you to /dev/null.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I may not have a label but I rap like a star;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm an unsigned long int and you're an 8-bit char.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Your mom circulates like a public key,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Servicing more requests than HTTP.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">DWORD to your moms, I came to drop bombs;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I've got more rhymes that San Jose's got dotcoms.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I rep the Farm like 50 reps Queens,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">With more power than multitape Turing Machines.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Blowin' up the rap scene faster than factorial functions,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm dope like PNP transistors and I'll saturate your junctions.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">By the time you've rhymed one line, I've already busted ten;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You rap in exponential time and I'm big-O of log(n).
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I run gmake and gcc,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And I ain't never called malloc without calling free.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'll beat your ass until it's colored like a red-black tree
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.
</span>
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