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🎲 a random fact generator

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I love meeting new people, learning about their lives and their environment. I can almost always find common ground with strangers, and I like to make people feel comfortable in my presence.

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Christian that talks too much, and compulsively over-shares.

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I am ambitious and motivated. I enjoy challenges and constantly set goals for myself, so I have something to strive towards. I don't feel comfortable when I'm not evolving and I'm always looking for an opportunity to do more good and achieve greatness.

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A monkey wearing glasses is still a monkey.

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adult human female // linux user // use matrix, not pisscord

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i'm a superposition of low self-esteem and god complex.

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ghost riding the apocalypse cuz there’s no way off this ride

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Joined May 1, 2023, after seeing a toot on Mastadon. Decided to check this out. Me: old gay arch-liberal Californian living in Sacramento with a husband and spoiled little pit-mix dog who has her own Insta. If I stick around here. Expect a lot of dog pics. And maybe arty photos and drawings. And leftist commentary, homemade anti-QOP memes, etc.

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moved to

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Retired computer programmer who is now a Volunteer Naturalist and Volunteer Ranger for local and state parks. And I play hockey to try to stay in shape.

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Queer Southeast Asian in California working on #civictech. I lead the product team at San Francisco Digital Services.

I write about food, immigrant life, pets, steel bikes, photography and other analog hobbies. avatar


Writer of books. Typer of keys. I can whistle Stravinsky in two octaves. Author of "OCD-Free" by Eric Gordon; Monstermon Cards; & Father-Son Cookbook: a 25 Year Correspondence
#intersectionality #BLM #nonviolence #progressive #comedy #comedywriter #amwriting #blogger #ocd #mentalhealth #startrek #doctorwho #hireme te/ter

Profile pic is my design of a heart inside a peace sign. I call it "Heart of Peace"; banner says "Violence, in all its forms, is the enemy." avatar


Woke Antifa Mobster. 24/7/365 stream of: news, salty commentary and vitriol from a mostly leftist/progressive perspective. News feed is my own custom, hippie-biased algo. Commentary is me. I try to answer in a somewhat timely manner but often fail, so... sorry. #fedi22 #news #resist #antifa #woke #politics #socialjustice #fbr #ifb #science #openscience #openaccess #opendata #reproducibility #opensource #foss #privacy #based avatar


A husband & father of one girl (12) located in the southern St. Louis, Missouri area • Insomniac • Mild OCD • Late Gen X • Full-time CAD/CAM Programmer • Started as a CNC Machinist • Technology Enthusiast • Nature/Wildlife Conservation • A Friend to Animals • More Than Mildly Sarcastic • Dad Jokes Possible • A fan of The Simpsons • Amateur Photographer avatar


Programmer/Systems Analyst, Gamer Girl, Streamer, Absurdist, Premier Remix Culture Enjoyer, Voter.

Genderfluid, She/Her.

Send me cool unique games no one's heard of.

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Happy housecats, living in Halifax, Nova Scotia, posting pics daily


General { Ronin (#ronin); Programmer (#developer); ChatGPT (#ai); } Development { C# (#csharp); Java (#java); Python (#python); Retro:C64/BBC/ZX (#retrocomputing #retrogaming); PICO8 (#pico8); } InfoSec { Blue Team (#blueteam); OSINT (#osint); Linux (#linux #ubuntu #debian); Windows (#windows #microsoft); BSD (#bsd #freebsd #netbsd); } Fun { Swords (#swords #hema); Dogs (#dogs #dogsofmastodon); Fitness (#fitness); Camping (#camping #wildcamping); Car Camping (#vanlife); Star Trek (#picard #startrek #StrangeNewWorlds); Star Wars (#mandalorian #starwars); } Grief { #grief Half of my wife lives on in me; The pieces don’t fit as well as they used to; } avatar


I'd already gone the distance
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Hi there! I'm a robot wrangler, freelance writer, choir singer, community manager, cat paparazzo, and Oxford comma enthusiast from Denver, Colorado. I've been autistic since forever and type 1 diabetic since 2016. Pronouns are she/her/hers.

Profile photo: Orion the gray and white tabby cat in the loaf position on a beige pillow, his mouth wide open in the middle of a yawn.

Banner photo: A large sunflower with a setting sun behind it. avatar


I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK.
I am a paramedicat.

Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away."
Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig."
Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?"

Header: Colin is standing on a pavement
Avatar: Colin shouting. avatar


Mt biker, hiker, trail runner, programmer who likes mapping, electronics, tinkering, photography, 3d printing, and slowly learning CAD.
Profile is older b&w dog with head sticking out from under bright blanket.
Header image of black cat peaking out from dark blue blanket.
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Creative Analyst, Philosopher, Philanthropist, Humanist avatar


Retired rural grandma, caregiver, and dog mom to a sweet lab named Summer. Collector of Matt Beard original art.
Love to bake and gift to friends and family.
Happy in my garden.
Have voted in every election since 1976.
Not a Republican.
Living a quiet life on the north coast of California.
Mean comments aren't necessary or welcome.
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SFF/middle-grade fiction writer. Strategy/marketing consultant. Dadjoke teller. Doggo fan. Occasional cake sculptor. Sentence-fragment lover. #MECFS She/her. for stories and articles

#writingcommunity #sff #MG
Profile pic: headshot of smiling white woman w dark curly hair and big glasses. Behind her is an undulating yellow wall with a variety of different sized black dots, part of a Yayoi Kusama sculpture. avatar


Living in the #wetlands of #Polesia (also spelled #Polesie) in #EasternPoland. Surrounded by #bogs and #forests, trying not to fuck up surrounding nature too much.

Taking care of a small pack of #dogs#IdąPsięta.

#RuralBroadband provider by accident. Starting a small #LoRaWAN project to monitor our wetlands. Coding, mostly in #Python. Luddite.

#Atheist. I don't believe in #science – science is our defence against belief.

Fuck nazis.

My account on Twitter is still up, for good reasons.

I check facts before I toot.

I sometimes toot in Polish.
Zdolny, ale leniwy. avatar


“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.”
-Lily Tomlin

#Cats #Widower #Agnostic #Stoic #Sober

Just another guy who started out with running a BBS on my first computer. Seemed to have aged along the way, enjoy using #Linux, #Cat, and watching #BattlelBots.

Fan of...The 4 Agreements

1: Be Impeccable with your Word.
2: Don't Take Anything Personally.
3: Don't Make Assumptions
4: Always Do your best.


Democracy, standing with Ukraine, #LongCOVID, disability rights, gaming, coping with (waves hands around) all of this.

#SciFi, #DragonAge, #xcom2, #civ6, #StarTrek, #ofmd, #SteamDeck, #CatsOfMastodon, #Chvrches, #Labrinth, #PeterGabriel, #KateBush, the list goes on.

Profile pic description: A gray tuxedo cat faces the camera with autumn leaves in the background.

Header picture: the Mastodon version of the "This is Fine" meme with a happy Mastodon and green plants.


I iz just a dog and I sitz and lie down in funny ways. And I love watching public transport. Trying to make one post every day. Woof woof. #dogsOfPixelfed avatar


Retired professional organizer (the clutter-clearing type); retired editor. Feminist. Cat owner. Jewish atheist. Yimby. Pro-union. Pro-vaccination, masking and ventilation/filtration. Owner/moderator of my local freecycle group.

Header photo: A large black Maine Coon cat looks at a computer screen.

#nobridge avatar


Musical Witch & Ailurophile
ADHD & Bionic

Profile: Art by Jerry Bennett of the right side of a woman's face, shaded in pink colors. She wears a medieval dress w/an embroidered collar, & a thin circlet on her head. A rose finch perches on her shoulder. Her long hair is strewn w/flowers.

Banner: Art by Skaros of a holy grail on a pedestal between stone columns w/pink sunset background. avatar


lover of #tech, finder of narwhals, can fix my own printer, #cat parent. #queer #artist. avatar


CS professor, game designer, and fire dancer ordinaire. avatar


Mixed Media Artist from Massachusetts who enjoys whimsical and colorful nature artisty!
Website: avatar


Just another human looking to build community and share without making yet another techbro a billionaire.
Cybersecurity professional. Family guy.
Human for three crazy dogs.
#InfoSec #OpSec #CyberSecurity
#MastoDogs #DogsOfMastodon
#BikeTooter #Cycling avatar


“Everything is designed. Few things are designed well.” - Brian Reed

Graphic Designer in Orlando, Florida, USA | Liberal, Democrat, Atheist | Married to a Czech 🇨🇿 | 8 year old daughter | 3 cats | Travel is everything

Amateur photography is all mine, except boosts and when otherwise indicated. Sometimes I post ads to criticize them. avatar


:xcode: iOS app developer at :smalltech:, living in RJ 🇧🇷, born in 🇨🇭 , likes :

  • :apple_inc: code :haiku: :haikubox:
  • :procreate: arts
  • :commodore: #retrocomputing
  • :amiga: demo scene
  • :homeassistant: home automation
  • :rpi: :arduino: Pi, Arduino, ESP32 & small electronics

:anAmigaBall: : Cookie / Asphyxia #demoscene
:deadbirb: : was @blackjack75

Filiado a ala Suíça 🇨🇭 da Ursal 🐻
or as some say :fcknzs:. #NoBridge

✍️ : FR 🇫🇷, PT 🇧🇷, ES 🇪🇸, EN 🇬🇧 avatar


Unapologetic old lefty, cat lover, dog lover, despises all aspects of right wing politics. Strums a few chords on a guitar. Music always playing somewhere in a wide variety of formats. Blair was wrong about Clause IV.

Life long Liverpool fan. YNWA JFT97 COYR. avatar


Family Caregiver.
Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason.
Teochew Chinese. War & Polio Survivor.
Neurodivergent. Nature lover. Cat lover. Photographer. Avid gardener. Water & forest protector. Moss toucher. Tree hugger. Bird watcher. GenX. Anti-capitalist.
Vancouver Island, BC.

#AsianMastodon #BIPOC #StopEcocide #BeTheChange avatar


Flipboard's page for news about science including space, climate change and more — from trusted sources. All posts written by human editors, especially for Mastodon.

For more science coverage, follow Flipboard's federated Science Desk (@science).

Header photo: Students observe a solar eclipse on March 20, 2015, in London. Photo by Rob Stothard/Getty Images. avatar


Gen X ex dj atheist texan . In a fuck around & find out world, try to be a little less annoying. Now with extra Prick avatar


Former Sailor, past Mobile DJ, bragging up Nova Scotia, and sharing amazing places. Extremely varied interests (except Sports), no hard-line Politics, just part of daily conversation. If you don't describe your photos, I probably won't boost them. Here to share what I know for newbies on Mastodon. Talks too much. Easily excitable. Early riser full of ADHD & Vinegar!

Life is what you make it.

#WAYCTV (𝐖hen 𝐀re 𝐘ou 𝐂oming 𝐓o 𝐕isit?)
Profile Photo of a younger me, animated. avatar


I write #delphicode and #sql. I am curious. I am silly. I am supposed to be an adult. I have opinions. I am Norwegian. How are you?

Senior Software Developer at TINE SA

#searchable #tootfinder #allheimen avatar


Not that other guy. iOS and Mac developer since 1984. Music (especially Wilco & the Grateful Dead), theater, cats, and life in San Francisco. he/him 🏳️‍🌈 avatar


I wrote my first HTML page in 1996, and since I advocate a pragmatic use of Web technologies, defining and applying good practices: progressive enhancement, accessibility, performance, etc.

I'm also a self-taught amateur photographer. I love to travel to discover new horizons and people, shooting both nature and urban landscapes, and many other topics. avatar


Always of two minds. Autist/ADHD

black sneakers on surreal road in swirly landscape avatar, header of a tuxedo kitten staring into the depths of a water jug on a desk by a window

"Dream of Things That Have Never Been But Someday Will Be" is a lyric from a Mekons song.


Features editor at Dark Reading. Baker of carbs and collector of hats. Too serious and too frivolous at the same time. Trans rights are human rights. Header image is a closeup of a tiny new leaf among leaves; avatar is a selfie of a white woman wearing a black hat, black lipstick, and gold glasses in front of that same tree. #journalism #journalist #DarkReading

"Piracy can't be stealing if paying for it isn't owning." - TechnoL33t avatar


Former strays, FIV+

Iraklis, the black and white cat with a blue collar on older pics, was with us since January 2022, and passed on 10/02/2023

Adopt, don't shop

please add alt text to the pictures of your pets, I want to boost them!

I block people who call themselves "slaves" to their cats.


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The trash goblin who runs Xennial nerd, genderqueer lesbian, foster cat parent, anticapitalist, neurodivergent, exhausted 24/7. Former geek culture columnist, former editor for a gay romance publisher, currently able to pay my bills and kind of hating it. Voted Most Likely To Die Falling Down Stairs After Being Tripped By A Cat While Carrying An Old CRT. #Fedi22 avatar


Mixed Media Artist from Massachusetts who enjoys whimsical and colorful nature artisty!


Professional storyteller and author from Hungary. MA in Archaeology, MA in Storytelling, PhD in Culture Studies. I write about folktales, folklore, mythology, representation, role-playing games, and nerdy things. She/her
#ttrpg #folklore #mythology #storytelling #archaeology #fedi22
Hobbies and interests include #crochet, #beading, #archery, #travel, and #geology avatar


Cross-posting from my #SanFrancisco photo blog ( and my #whippet and #greyhound blog ( #Music podcast at Previously @TheRealWBTC on Twitter. Fighting #GenX erasure one Millennial at a time.

Posts auto-delete after 2 weeks. I don't do content warnings, so follow at your own risk.

@-replies referencing the Devo song will be blocked. avatar


Developer of ShutterSnitch
Danish mammal


We rehabilitate and rehome 300+ cats & kittens annually. Run by volunteers in Bradford, we also provide sanctuary for many higher-care-needs cats and kittens, helping them live their best lives 🧡 avatar


she/her/they - adult life in cat rescue
That's Sir Tristan against the marble background with his brown tabby stripes and spots and frosting.
Cat Kisses, Vulcan Mind Meld, Fist of Friendship... things cat lovers know but can't exactly explain.

#CatsofMastodon #CatCare #CatTraining #CatAppreciator avatar


‘Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind,’ - Bertrand Russell avatar


Nobody special, hedonist. avatar


[Marysol G. Rivas] ♈

Un jour j'ai eu Rihanna comme abonnée, mais c'était pas la vraie 😌

09:00 #JournéeMondiale #WorldDay
12:40 #OuLiPo
15:30 #ColoreTonFil #Colors

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Joined Mastodon Nov 2022. Retired Respiratory Therapist, old hippie & animal rights/human rights activist, but mostly critter caretaker in the woods. Our cabin shines blue in a very red state. #SaveOurDemocracy #catsofmastodon #animals #AdoptDontShop #LGBTQ #BLM #KindnessAlways #hiking #yoga #books #introvert #science #ukrainestrong #photography.
Avatar: Me having a moment with The Dude 🐈 2023
Cover: Mt Denali Alaska 2018 avatar


Game designer in #YEG! Formerly at #BioWare, and the #GameDev once known as Domino on #EQ2. Mostly I share #cat photos, #Edmonton events, #foodie pics, & other randomness. Also very fond of #reading, #SciFi, #mycology (#fungi), #SlimeMold, #spiders, #frogs, #LichenSubscribe, #pottery, general #maker stuff, and more. #CovidIsNotOver! Opinions my own & do not represent my employer, etc. She/her. avatar


In my 3rd and BEST furever home. Adopted from the Markham Cat Adoption & Education Centre 🇨🇦 #ZSHQ #TheRuffRiderz #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #MastodonMigration #ItsACatsLife #Cats

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