isomeme, to aiart
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I asked ·E for a spaghetti recipe in the style of a William Blake engraving. I was surprised but not displeased that the recipe appears to be written in a Quenya-Klingon hybrid language.

donni, to random
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I get knocked down, and I stay down for awhile. It’s comfortable down here

ahimsa_pdx,
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@donni

I hear ya!

Reminds me of this image 😁

kubikpixel, to ai
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Artificial intelligence is also just like enlightened magic, which only does what we tell it to do and how we tell it to do it, not what we want to believe 😅

#ai #artificialintelligence #comic #funny #error #magic #fun #humor #joke #itjoke

ArtThatMakesYouSmile, to Birds
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Fitnessfoundry, to Fitness
@Fitnessfoundry@mas.to avatar

😅Laughter is the Best Medicine!

☀️Need a positive lift? Look No Further!

🏋🏽‍♂️My strength class at the Malden Senior Center strength class is bursting with amazing energy!

🤩These incredible members (ages 65-95!) are proving that age is just a number. They're having a blast, staying strong, and building a wonderful community together.

It's NEVER TOO LATE to Get ACTIVE!💪🏾

#fitness #exercise #seniors #mentalhealth #humor #fun #inclusion #healthcare #fallprevention #health #healthequity #boston

video/mp4

adamsdesk, (edited ) to martialartsmemes
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Departed Humour: User Friendly Defeated

Come along as I travel back in time to 1997 to feature a web comic I call ‘defeated’, that is focused around an Internet service provider company.

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-user-friendly-defeated/

metin, to food
@metin@graphics.social avatar
mpax, to Jokes
@mpax@mastodon.social avatar

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

Disgruntled.
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

TheMetalDog, to Humor
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Raccoons are saddle-breaking feral hogs and riding them into battle against the possums.

The media probably won't cover this.

jewishtaoistbuddhist, to Jewish
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JeanetteSlagt, to Humor Dutch
@JeanetteSlagt@mastodon.social avatar

Some people just have a great sense of humor. I have no idea why that flamingo is up there but it does look cute!!


b_rain, to Humor German

Die sicherste Methode, um beim Fahrradfahren dafür zu sorgen, dass die Ampel schneller auf grün springt, ist, ein Taschentuch raus zu holen und sich die Nase zu putzen, oder? 🚦
@mastobikes_de

TheMetalDog, (edited ) to Humor
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During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet:

"Well f#ckin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"

metin, to Quotes
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TheMetalDog, to Humor
@TheMetalDog@mastodon.social avatar

O_o

🤘 😎 😂 🤘

#Humor #joke

Crell, to webdev
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

"You build an integration with the API you have, not the API you wish you had." --Programmer Rumsfeld

#api #webdev #humor

chiefgyk3d, to infosec
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I made this when I was really bored about a decade ago enjoy

video/mp4

hankg, to Humor

If you want proof that how people act on the internet is pretty much the same as it's ever been, back to ARPANET in 1984 no less...

bradford-delong.com/2013/07/ho…

KydiaMusic, to memes
@KydiaMusic@mastodon.social avatar

This is a pretty good playlist, ngl

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

Planks for beginners.

#Humor #Funny #LOL #Fun #Cat #Cats

mpax, to Jokes
@mpax@mastodon.social avatar

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

markarayner, to Ravens
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

A raven, diagramming how he's going to murder us all.

tangledwing, to Humor
@tangledwing@ohai.social avatar
johannmayr, to Cartoons German
isomeme, (edited ) to MusicTheory
@isomeme@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Conversation over dinner this evening:

Me: The best way to end any song is with a Picardy third.
Partner: What if you're in a major key?
Me' ...Then you just sing "BITCHES!!!" really loud over the last chord.

I wonder what other couples talk about? 🎵🙂💜

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