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unclepj

@unclepj@zirk.us

Came to the #Fediverse in Nov ‘22. All posts are not my own as I don’t have a thread of creativity…

I’m politically left of center, support our #BlackLivesMatter, #Antifascist and #LGBTQ+ communities. Be kind, considerate and loving.

I post and boost #Politics, #Humor, #Chickens, #Gardening and whatever I feel like, and not necessarily in that order. I’m not afraid to drop a #Pun. I curse sometimes, fair warning. Alt text on all images.

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unclepj, to random
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Ok, folks. Get your sunglasses on because these titanium white legs are COMIN’ OUT!

unclepj, to random
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I decided to make my pancakes more metal by asking Auntie PJ to pass the tree blood.

Auntie PJ: Stop calling the maple syrup that. I can’t believe I married you…

unclepj, to random
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I refer to myself as a “free spirit” because it sounds so much classier than “fucking nuts.”

unclepj, to random
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Waiter: Welcome to IHOP, what can I get you this morning?

Me forgetting the word waffle: I’ll have the uh… the… graph… pancake.

StillIRise1963, to random
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In November, white Americans will either vote to be nazis or not.

unclepj,
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@StillIRise1963

Here’s one vote for not Nazis. Can’t speak for the rest of white America, though. There’ll be plenty of people who vote to end democracy. There will also be plenty that won’t vote at all due to one issue or the other that’s disenfranchised them. Those are also votes for Nazis.

unclepj, to random
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Make your move.

unclepj, to random
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You cannot blame anyone else for the road you’re on. That’s literally your own asphalt!

GottaLaff, to animals
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Some-bodee got his pre-Big Moving Day haircut today!

unclepj,
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@GottaLaff

Such a distinguished looking gentleman. 🧐

unclepj, to random
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Go on, have a meltdown. You deserve it!

unclepj, to random
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I’d like you to know, I’m not anti-social. What I am is anti-bullshit.

Kierkegaanks, to random
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My favorite struggle foods at the moment are in the first place, unshelled, roasted, lightly salted pistachios. Second place, avocado with olive oil. Third place, microwave ready frozen lasagna (bolognese or verduro)

I’m probably dying soon.

unclepj,
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@Kierkegaanks

I’m sure those are very nice lasagnes. However, I choose Auntie PJ’s lasagne every single time. Never had such quality Italian food in my life. It does help that she’s Italian. 😂

My first place comfort food is my homemade taco salad. It has all the makings of a taco, including avocado. I always make too much on purpose. Yumm.

unclepj,
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@Kierkegaanks Hamburger, nacho cheese Doritos (my change from my mothers regular corn tortillas), kidney beans, lettuce, tomato (preferably from my garden), grated cheddar, avocado and the dressing is, get this and don’t judge until you’ve tried it, mayo/ketchup.

If you’d like the play by play, I’d gladly do it. People get turned off by the essentially thousand island dressing, but I have yet to meet anyone that’s tried it not come back for seconds. 😀

unclepj,
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@Kierkegaanks Aye, it does.

My mother used to make a huge bowl of it for church socials. Bowl was always empty about 15 minutes in. One guy would just pile half his plate with it. She had so many requests for the recipe… it was one of this proud moments in life for her.

I do think I’ve improved the recipe. More meat and using Doritos instead of tortilla chips and about 3/4 the amount of lettuce.

unclepj, to random
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Ok, question. Why do we say Attorney at Law? Is there some other kind? Like Attorney at Having a Good Time or Attorney at Snowboarding?

May I suggest Attorney at Napping? That’s something I could get behind.

unclepj, to random
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I’m pure of heart, but I’m also dumb of ass.

unclepj, to random
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Why do when you can don’t?

GottaLaff, to legal
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GOOD

faces New York retrial after 2020 rape conviction overturned

Manhattan district attorney, Alvin Bragg, says his team is determined to retry case against the disgraced movie mogul
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/may/01/harvey-weinstein-overturned-trial?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

unclepj,
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@GottaLaff

Good. Indeed.

unclepj,
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@GottaLaff “Who’s next?!” Bragg probably.

unclepj, to random
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If you let them shenan, they will absolutely shenanigan.

unclepj, to random
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My knee just cracked so loudly that half expect it to glow tonight.

unclepj, to random
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Sometimes, as motivation I will reward myself before I’ve actually completed my task. This 100% absolutely does not work.

unclepj, to random
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unclepj,
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unclepj, to random
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Auntie PJ: PJ, come to bed.

Me: Hold on, I’m building a wildly incriminating digital footprint.

maxleibman, to random
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Remember, until it has been tested empirically, what you have is a conspiracy hypothesis.

unclepj,
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@maxleibman

Ok, so I read that as “conspiracy hypotenuse” the first go-round. 😂

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