According to a brilliant Jose Cuervo slogan I remembered from a football broadcast, tomorrow is overrated anyway. How about a week from Saturday?


Nah, I don't do things on weekends. Or Mondays. How about the following Tuesday?


Tuesday’s no good for me. I have a thing in the morning, so that’s probably most of my spoons for the day. How about the third of never?


I’m busy tomorrow. Maybe next week?


Maybe, but I might be busy avoiding responsibilities next week.


I’m putting it off until my pension kicks in. I can’t start living until I’m liberated from capitalism slavery.


I’ll be busy from today till Tuesday because I have to submit a municipal application by then.

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