Anticorp,

Silly cat, cheese is for kids!

jacktherippah,

Melon is gorgeous.

InfiniteVariables,

Mine fidgets his paw when he is annoyed. And it doesn’t take much to get on his nerves either.

MudSkipperKisser,

In fairness, I want your cheese plate too

Speiser0,

This is actually not a melon but a cat. Please don’t confuse these two things.

First,

Your lamp shade is driving me crazy!

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Something tells me Melon is involved in this anomaly.

Lennnny,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

It was the orange that gave it away, huh?

regdog,

He makes a super cute face :)

angrystego,

It’s a girl 😉 I agree about the face!

HiddenLayer5,

The cheese tax knows no species.

threelonmusketeers,

<span style="color:#323232;">The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You've got to pay the cheese tax
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Every time you're cooking
</span><span style="color:#323232;">When the cheese comes out
</span><span style="color:#323232;">This kitty comes looking
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The rules are the rules
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And the facts are the facts
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And when the cheese drawer opens
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You've got to pay the tax
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Hand it over quick
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Or things might get sh*tty
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I can scratch and kick
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm a really crazy kitty
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm not just asking
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Because I'm looking for snacks
</span><span style="color:#323232;">This is real important business
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And you've got to pay the tax
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The cheese tax!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
</span><span style="color:#323232;">But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
</span><span style="color:#323232;">There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The cheese tax!
</span>

Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Melon yearns

Zippit,

Give it to her you monster. She deserves everything and more just by being soo cute :)

MarmaladeMermaid,

Melon is a good communicator.

Viking_Hippie,

It puts the cheese plate on its bed, else it gets the claws again 😁

Fixbeat,

Do you have a moment to talk about Cheesus?

Tetsuo,

Just glad this is not a count Dankula sequel :p

NegativeLookBehind,
NegativeLookBehind avatar

"I get the cheese, or you get the claws"

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