I haven’t looked back since.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
It’s a play on words.
It’s about thyme.
…so I gave my too weak notice.
Because they cantaloupe
… if we could all agree on the spelling of Chanukah.
Because they’re cantaloupes.
Igloos it together.
And didn’t see a single house with four doors
It’d Krampus style.
They had low Elf-esteem.
He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
But at least you’re not one of the people getting on a ship.
Sherlock: A lemon tree, Watson
In the present the television watches you!
The politicians always vote “neigh.”
I had to get a running start, but I made it.
I guess I rub people the wrong way.
Good players are hard to find.