Polydextrous,

Woke moralist: wait—you guys are getting paid?

Ghost33313,
Ghost33313 avatar

I could totally use a third revenue stream for just doing what I already am! Where do we sign?

moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
  1. Wizard
bilb,
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who!

kool_newt,

My high-school career counselor didn’t tell me about these options!

Anamnesis,

Tag yourself. I’m “AirBnB squatter.”

SolarNialamide,

I’m holy fool

Neato,
Neato avatar

Hooray! I'm already a bureaucrat! The fifth most popular job.

Wogi,

You’re not a bureaucrat if you’re not joyless

Turn in your badge and have your desk empty by 5.

Candelestine,

Aight … highwayman down at 8th? And three spots below bureaucrat? And crisis actor at 9th? Know how hard it is to break into acting?

Fake.

Sentinian,
@Sentinian@lemmy.one avatar

I’d literally do any of these for money instead of working at the place now. (Or any place other place honestly)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What’s today’s kid’s version of “STAND AND DELIVER!”

moistclump,

I’m guessing this is a joke but what context? Also is that a silver hand at the bottom?

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

It’s a hand casting a shadow on the projected image.

SolarNialamide,

The context is it’s funny

uservoid1,

Most jobs are shit, do whatever make you happy kids.

What’s bother me is why the percent of the top 8 are added to 135.54%? … maybe some kids are going for Tik-Tok Train Robbers

Xperr7,
Xperr7 avatar

it was just really popular

Agamemnon,
@Agamemnon@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder how many of these could be combined into one job description.

JackbyDev,
Steeve,

You need 1.3554 jobs to make it today in this economy

Someonelol,

Not enough of the survey taker’s generation wanted to be mathematicians apparently.

RagnarokOnline,

“Highwaymen: Train Robber” - more that’s something to strive for.

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