Something_Complex,

I get up every morning, that’s enough of a gamble to me

weebkent,

You miss all the shots you don’t take, keep rolling.

killea,

Gamblor? Is that you?

thorbot,

Can some explain all the pro gambling propaganda I’m seeing lately? Asking for a friend

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s just a common trend in shitposts to give terrible advice (like gambling) wrapped up like a meme. There are a lot of gambling ones.

EmoBean,

Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.

wholeofthemoon,

As long as you keep your ROI higher than the interest on your bank account, it’s all good

byroon,

It’s just a joke

MindSkipperBro12,

No, we’re not joking.

Gamble to get to your well deserved riches.

Piemanding,

It might be due to Kick becoming big and making tons of money by promoting gambling.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

You won’t know how dangerous drunk driving is until you give it a go. Hell, you might even have some fun along the way.

FilthyShrooms,

It’s not the drunk drivers that are the issue, it’s the drunk crashers! They give us a bad rep

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

And all those assholes that can’t text and drive straight! Because of them, I “get a big fat ticket” when I write a novel on mine at 140kph.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Look, luck is on a need-to-know basis. I don’t need to know, I don’t need to gamble.

DemSpud,

Remember, you can win over 10000% but only lose up to 100% ♥️

moriquende,

And if it gets to 100% loses, you can always borrow some more. It has to go back up eventually, it’s statistics.

zaph,

I woke up so it can’t be

JohnDClay,

But you can lose it you play!

empireOfLove,
@empireOfLove@lemmy.one avatar

The secret is to gamble with other people’s money…

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Ooooooooh like a bank!

empireOfLove,
@empireOfLove@lemmy.one avatar

Or a stock market! Or a 401k investment manager, or…

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh, I know… I’ll probably win a broken toaster in the mall lottery on the luckiest day of my life.

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