Gorvin,

I see no game console, so I can’t say this is true. There’s also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And water. A real bachelor hydrates with beer/energy drinks/hard liquor

guyrocket,
guyrocket avatar

Yes. A woman will buy him a holster for his gun.

Both Glocks and cocks need a holster.

loaExMachina,

You’re just making me more convinced that “women” were invented by furniture companies to sell more bedframes.

xX_fnord_Xx,

Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!

motor_spirit,

back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about “grabbing some carpet” like any other seat

but it’s just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again

simpler times boys

DmMacniel,

Did that carpet tied the room together?

Assian_Candor,
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Fellas is it gay to have furniture

Black_Gulaman,
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What for? You can sit on the floor, you can put your things on the floor, wait you can eat on the floor too? Great!

420blazeit69,

You have your sink to eat over, too!

MrPoopyButthole,

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

DSTGU,

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

TrousersMcPants,

Idk id probably be chilling

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

Unreliable,

Where’s the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

Frozengyro,

If it weren’t for women we’d still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow… and it would be amazing!

Steamymoomilk,

Confused unga bunga

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Return to monke

257m,

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

boatsnhos931,

More room for activities

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I literally did this in college. It was great.

marx2k,

Not gonna lie gonna lie

moipe,

Nglgl

Arcity,
@Arcity@feddit.nl avatar

Nglgl gonna lie, rip in peace ATM machine

257m,

I have no idea how I messed that up. Im too tired.

Selmafudd,

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is… how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

He’s probably like me, where we hate feeling the wall while I sleep

pingveno,

Maybe it’s like that to accommodate putting in a window fan?

1847953620,

this guy fucks sleeps on the floor

Spongebobsquarejuche,
@Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net avatar

Look upon my works and weep…

pingveno,

I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn’t breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.

I’ve been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It’s maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.

SOB_Van_Owen,

Once, I used a bunch of plastic storage bins as a bedframe. Properly elevated bed, plus a lot of storage.

oshitwaddup,

I’d be worried about them breaking when things get vigorous

pingveno,

I would also be worried about them trapping moisture. Bed slats provide a nice gap for moisture to escape to.

funkless_eck,

oh don’t worry if you live like this that’ll hardly ever happen

interdimensionalmeme,

Yes, there are clear advantages to bed above floor technology

Galli,

I think the idealization of this kind of spartan living space is basically the same as the cryptobro idealization of unregulated currency.

Over time exposure to reality will result in making compromise after compromise to solve each problem that arises until you have reinvented from first principles the very same standards that everyone else in society already arrived at.

pingveno,

I get where you’re coming from, especially when it’s something like OP’s post where it’s just a bed and some junk. But there’s a difference between spartan and efficient. A spartan setup doesn’t provide much functionality beyond the basics (sleep, clothing). An efficient setup might take reworking, but it squeezes a multitude of uses into a small to medium sized room.

interdimensionalmeme,

Sone would say these occasional fruitless détours are healthy

digger,
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Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I’m in!

Ithorian,
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Just missing a desk for my battle station.

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