Think of the savings for the shareholders!

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@tallghost.bsky.social

We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it’s waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.

Spendrill,

That’s a biblically correct angel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT1A7iD4wew

jawa21,
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I mean, the “car in space” thing already happened so this is the logical next step.

Lux,

I didn’t know The Buried had an orb

brbposting,
Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Las Vegas saw this tweet and thought “yes a giant ominous sphere in the middle of the city is a great idea… but what if we need someway to advertise on it”

https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/b31d3342-8ace-49e1-9adb-f9046da61ab9.jpeg

odigo2020,

That’s some Nightvale shit.

FordBeeblebrox,

Oh fuck, Jim is heading towards the dog park with a shovel

NegativeLookBehind,
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We shall consult the orb. The orb knows all.

EdibleFriend,
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The orb says you are a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.

NegativeLookBehind,
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The orb has spoken. The orb is correct.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

The orb says you are, somehow, rounder then it.

NegativeLookBehind,
NegativeLookBehind avatar

Than*

-The orb

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

:(

-not the orb

HotDogFingies,
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It's okay, buddy. It happens to the best of us.
-Also not the orb

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

“Outlook not so good”

bitcrafter,

I already knew that–it’s why I use Thunderbird instead!

parpol,

This is a manager. They hired a manager.

modifier,

It’s on the fast track for senior manager if it keeps this up!

If I could hover 4 feet off the ground + maintain an air of vague expectation, I think I could write my own meal ticket.

usualsuspect191,

Then how is it saving money?

Deceptichum,
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Because it’s salary is $12 less than the entire art department.

usualsuspect191,

I was trying to joke that adding a manager wouldn’t save money, but touchè.

toxicbubble,

the orb floats around repeating, “time to lean, time to clean”

EdibleFriend,
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I haven’t worked fast food for decades but this fucking triggered me.

HotDogFingies,
HotDogFingies avatar

You sound delicious

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH

HotDogFingies,
HotDogFingies avatar

Way ahead of you, buddy ;)

sbv,

That orb is going places. If the orb says dig, you dig. In a few years it’ll be in a corner office, and you want that orb to remember you well.

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