cabron_offsets,

Shards in me nards

Jubei_K_08,

So, on the positive side, we’ll now have extra protection for the boys?

Cocodapuf,

“tiny plastic shards found in human testicles”

Yeah, it was a rough night.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

They need to stop checking out our balls.

Itsamelemmy,
sangriaferret,

Why were they looking?

XTL,

For science, of course.

Pirasp,

Honestly, I want to be told, when they don’t find micro plastics somewhere.

Plopp,

So on Venus maybe?

Shadowedcross,

I wonder if any of the Venus landers had plastic parts.

Pirasp,

Prove it

Nikku772,
Nikku772 avatar

So like, could I find out who owns the rights to a plastic in me and then invoice them for the storage until they come and collect their goods?

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

they send an intern with a spork.

NotAFakeHumanoid,

Take them out, please.

Fosheze,

The testicles?

Iheartcheese,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

But where will I put my pee

over_clox,

Your balls are evolving into plastic bottles. The solution is obvious…

iiGxC,

Urine for a treat!

over_clox,

I found an automatic lemonade maker…

youtube.com/watch?v=lVz0XGErxvU

BetaDoggo_,

“Tiny shards” probably isn’t the right term to describe particles 20-200 nanometers wide, but this is probably bad nonetheless.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t scared about microplastics before this headline so it’s effective.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

maybe this will finally motivate all the idiot men in congress to do something about plastic pollution. (and maybe climate change in general.)

over_clox,

They don’t care, they already know they’re impotent…

MrStankov,

Nah, they’ve had their kids, they don’t care.

over_clox,

Plastic is evolving…

KrankyKong,

Mash B!

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