The_Picard_Maneuver, avatar

It only works with android


What about the eyePhone?


It does have the most Data.


Me telling off the source of all my problems

Smokeydope, avatar

I still sometimes think about he transhumanist guy who surgically implanted an LCD monitor in his right arm and WiFi chip in his left. Last I saw he reported psychological distress after a while. I wonder what became of them.


I only know about this person, probably not who you think of:

PelicanPersuader, avatar

All I’ve got is a condom and a nokia brick. Bend over.

agamemnonymous, avatar

When the phone inside his ribcage rings it’s not for me


This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn’t directly influenced by Twin Peaks.


That looks so phoney

bi_tux, avatar

I just now realise why bender in futurama has space in his body


Gulp. … Can yu ear nw?


No? Looks like we’ll need to extend the antenna


Some things were easier in the GSM days.


Unlimited Data on the Cellular Peptide network.


On Mint Frosting Mobile


Gotta Boost the deflector array

ummthatguy, avatar

Best Sprint before it explodes!

NegativeLookBehind avatar

With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

Blackout, avatar

I did as you said but it’s a little hard to answer when I’m shopping at Old Navy.

Old Navy special deal

Kolanaki, avatar

If you get one like Derek Zoolander’s, you could simply ingest the phone.

teft, avatar

So I flew to Mexico city now what

ummthatguy, avatar

Ask around for “telefono en bungholio”


Will do

ummthatguy, avatar

There’s a place that does that on Friday nights. Little fuzzy on it’s name, though.

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