The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It only works with android

remotelove,

What about the eyePhone?

Etterra,

It does have the most Data.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Me telling off the source of all my problems

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

I still sometimes think about he transhumanist guy who surgically implanted an LCD monitor in his right arm and WiFi chip in his left. Last I saw he reported psychological distress after a while. I wonder what became of them.

Wirrvogel,

I only know about this person, probably not who you think of: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson

PelicanPersuader,
@PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org avatar

All I’ve got is a condom and a nokia brick. Bend over.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

When the phone inside his ribcage rings it’s not for me

CeruleanRuin,

This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn’t directly influenced by Twin Peaks.

shiveyarbles,

That looks so phoney

bi_tux,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

I just now realise why bender in futurama has space in his body

centof,

Gulp. … Can yu ear nw?

EmergMemeHologram,

No? Looks like we’ll need to extend the antenna

Open_Mike,

Some things were easier in the GSM days.

XaeroDegreaz,

Unlimited Data on the Cellular Peptide network.

al177,

On Mint Frosting Mobile

linux2647,

Gotta Boost the deflector array

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Best Sprint before it explodes!

NegativeLookBehind,
NegativeLookBehind avatar

With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

Blackout,
@Blackout@startrek.website avatar

I did as you said but it’s a little hard to answer when I’m shopping at Old Navy.

Old Navy special deal

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If you get one like Derek Zoolander’s, you could simply ingest the phone.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar
possiblylinux127,

So I flew to Mexico city now what

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Ask around for “telefono en bungholio”

possiblylinux127,

Will do

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a place that does that on Friday nights. Little fuzzy on it’s name, though.

https://y.yarn.co/6a09e0d5-aab2-419c-8aab-4282b75d5fb5_text.gif

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