AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

Have you herd this ?

A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and runs back to the farmer.

The farmer asks, "How many sheep?"

The dog says, "40."

The farmer is surprised and says, "How can there be 40-- I only bought 38!"

The dog says, "I rounded them up."

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