mnemonica, to weirdgirlmemes
@mnemonica@xoxo.zone avatar

i’ve never seen my cat sit on her shelf all sideways like this before, but a neighbor boy cat has been slowly trying to become friends with her, and i am CERTAIN that she’s doing it so he sees her best angle if he walks by

merchantHelios, to random

Sometimes he is inscrutable

rher,
@rher@mugicha.club avatar

Stopping the asuka rape slop to post something

umbraroze, to 196 in inspirational poster rule

This is one of the biggest all time classics generated by Inspirobot.It truly resonated with the common people.

wagesj45, to weirdgirlmemes
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I hate when your run into an issue in your program, you google it, and zero results show up. :pepe_g:

wagesj45, to weirdgirlmemes
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, steeve. :steeve:

pewterbaw, to ADHD
@pewterbaw@mastodon.scot avatar

I'm just a girl, standing in the kitchen she owns, using a pizza cutter to cut leeks, because where tf are her knives?? ?

wagesj45, to weirdgirlmemes
@wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com avatar

Whenever I brush my teeth, my tongue is like its own little guy in there, curious about what's going on, exploring and trying to make friends with the tooth brush.

Just a little guy.

Sophie, to weirdgirlmemes
@Sophie@glammr.us avatar

I feel like I’ve been in meetings that lasted 40 years.

Chrishallbeck, to comics
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar

Appointment

wagesj45, to weirdgirlmemes
@wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com avatar

Move over Andrew Scott, we have a new queen of Making Shakespeare Relatable. 👑

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8tdGDSu/

Chrishallbeck, to comics
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar
funhouseradio, to Cats
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
DanielMenjivar, to Funny
@DanielMenjivar@mastodon.social avatar

Just watched this YouTube short video about and and my wife says, “yup, that’s you!” LOL @sewing

https://youtube.com/shorts/Fw-Nau_oS_g?si=zGqaYPZoxjrqRmp5

wagesj45, to random
@wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com avatar

Same, Steeve. :steeve:

funhouseradio, to weirdgirlmemes
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
futurebird, to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

They used to laugh and call him names.

… used to.

br00t4c,
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird He just had enough 🤷🏽.

fuzzybunchcomics, to marketing
AlarminglyBad, to Halloween
@AlarminglyBad@mstdn.social avatar

COMIC VIDEO:

“I guess what I’m saying is we are the scariest monster of all. Anyway, here’s some candy”

Alarmingly Bad comic video where some kids go trick or treating and everyone is in costume

hypnogoria, to random
@hypnogoria@ohai.social avatar

A drop of dream fuel - The Shores of Tomorrow by Virgil Finlay

zrb,
@zrb@astrodon.social avatar

@hypnogoria tfw you accidentally clone your planet in two and are blasted off into space in your spacesuit

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Entering the 42nd year of my Full Life Crisis.

courtcan,
@courtcan@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Congrats, happy birthday, condolences, and . 🤘🤘🤘🥳🖖

fraying, to random
@fraying@xoxo.zone avatar

The worst part about my overactive ability to empathize isn’t occasionally empathizing with the wrong people, it’s the small, often incorrect, assumption I carry that other people will extend that same empathy toward me.

courtcan,
@courtcan@mastodon.social avatar

@fraying Listen, you have got to stay out of my head, 'kay?

funhouseradio, to Cat
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
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