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✒️ CSDN: Where #satire skewers the day's absurdities. News, but with a bite. Reality's watchdog, barking in satire's tongue.

Crustian News, Crustian Style.

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Pet Owner’s Survival Guide: Dealing with Furry Shenanigans, Questionable Fashion Choices for Your Dog, and Explaining Cat Memes to Your Parents https://csdnews.online/2024/05/pet-owners-survival-guide-dealing-with-furry-shenanigans-questionable-fashion-choices-for-your-dog-and-explaining-cat-memes-to-your-parents/

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Six Nations: Seeking Volunteers to Explain the Rules to Americans

https://csdnews.nl/?p=1213

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Visa-Free Travel: China's Plot to Export 'Singlehood Revolution' Globally

https://csdnews.nl/?p=1168

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Mount Everest to Offer Wi-Fi, Claims Loneliness at the Top #China #CSDN #loneliness #MtEverest #nepal #Satire #Tibet #Wifi

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Elon Musk's Social Experiment Goes 'X-treme': Face-to-Face Confrontations Now Just a Tweet Away

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South China Sea Sees First Ever 'Ship-Bumping' Contest

https://csdnews.nl/?p=987

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Journalists Seek Entry to Gaza, Israel Cites Antisemitism as Ultimate Press Pass Revocation Technique

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Joe Biden to Invite God to Gaza Peace Talks

https://csdnews.nl/?p=817

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Note to self avoid Florida: In Florida measles outbreak, officials tell parents it’s fine to send unvaccinated kids to school

https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2024/02/23/florida-measles-outbreak-officials-tell-parents-its-fine-send-unvaccinated-kids-school/

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@kcarruthers seems like satire

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@kcarruthers you have no idea! We've already had some stories come true I'd say

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@kcarruthers Florida Man is my favourite superhero

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GOP Champions Embryonic Education: Kindergarten Classes Now Starting at Conception

https://csdnews.nl/?p=691

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I notice that the Odysseus commercial lander a US company just plonked on the Moon cost NASA a little over $100M.

By way of comparison, the Indian government's Chandrayaan-3 mission, the lander of which touched down in 2023, cost roughly $90M.

So private space can be more expensive than 100% government agency-run missions.

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@cstross that's implying that a government run mission in the USA wouldn't be just as financially irresponsible...

The Apollo missions, adjusted for inflation: $288 Billion

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Psst.

Wanna see Jim Jordan freak out when pressed about pushing Russian propaganda in congress?

video/mp4

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@flexghost He has the mannerisms of scared weasel, and the looks of one too.

I apologise to weasels for the association

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NBC News: is siding with Alabama court ruling that frozen embryos created via IVF are "babies."

She's good at needling Trump.

She's otherwise despicable.

Kthxbye.

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@GottaLaff using the same logic, how the hell is every single sperm not a baby?

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@GottaLaff well, I'm not a republican, so I cannot speak for the illogical mind.

However, a story with a very similar headline may just pop up on csdnews.nl tonight

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