JasonDJ

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JasonDJ,

The instance is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixth version.

JasonDJ,

Is it bad that I scrolled to make sure it wasn’t a shittymorph before I decided to read the rest?

JasonDJ,

Obviously agriculture is a lie. Cows and sheep and donkeys and chickens and dogs always existed exactly as they do now since that’s how God made them and they never changed.

Or something.

JasonDJ,

You know the saying, “it didn’t happen if it isn’t in writing”?

That must apply to all of prehistory then, right?

JasonDJ,

3-sylla whatsits? You gotta slow down with those big lettery words.

JasonDJ, (edited )

Can we start some viral alliteration to get people off Facebook for a few weeks? Or maybe get them more mindful of their social media consumption?

Make Memories Matter May?

Just Journal June?

Just Jibe July?

Authentic August?

Send Stamps September?

Offline October?

No Negativity November?

JasonDJ, (edited )

Gotta spin the news so it makes it more appealing. Good way to spin the headline is it “reboots your bullshit detector”.

Has to be fully grassroots though. I don’t think many influencers will promote it, they’re the most addicted and it’s literally their livelihood.

JasonDJ,

Surprise sprays tend to happen when your staring over the stradle-style bidet, trying to figure out how the hell to work it.

Met a new friend and his wife once. Had no idea what it was. Touched a knob and the ceiling got wet.

The guy got me set up with a nice job in what ended up being a lucrative career.

They got divorced a few years later. Husband moved out west with a friend’s girlfriend. Said friend ended up marrying the wife. She’s a slut, and they’re going through a divorce now.

JasonDJ,

Wasn’t that a bit in a movie? Maybe the one where the family got locked in a nuclear bunker and thought the apocalypse happened? The dad comes out and says something like “look son! A <Spanish word for the color “black”>”?

Or maybe it was the other way. Yeah…I think it was the adult-child, who lived his whole life in the bunker, that said that.

JasonDJ,

If any time traveler comes to 2024, it’s either great because there’s science in the future, or it’s terrible, because there’s something about to happen that’s worth seeing first-hand.

JasonDJ,

Eh I saw Hamilton twice so I’m an expert now.

(Puts on cast recording for the 10,000th time)

JasonDJ,

No, I am the one who knocks.

JasonDJ,

Bring back duels for federal office! Worked for Burr!

JasonDJ,

I heard that motherfucker had like… thirty goddamn dicks.

JasonDJ,

As a millennial…zoomer humor is soooo much better than boomer humor.

JasonDJ,

I don’t think I’ve ever seen “oh look it’s a homosexual” as a boomer humor joke, but definitely a lot of using LGBT as a sideshow.

JasonDJ,

Mysterious ways

Don’t think too critically of the Bible, you’ll end up an atheist.

JasonDJ,

I mean, he’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole. By most historians accounts, Fat Man and Little Boy caused less death than an actual war with Japan would have.

They were also retaliatory strikes after a direct attack on an American base, at the tail end of a global conflict, and we just got a new toy. The bomb was basically telling Japan to fuck off with their bullshit, and it did a pretty good job of it.

That doesn’t make it the right answer, per se. Glassing the strip probably would net less death and destruction than continuing the genocide or especially allowing it to escalate more. I still have a hard time calling that “the good choice”

And what happens after the glass hardens? We all gonna be honky dory or is somebody else gonna star lobbing nukes?

JasonDJ,

That’s dragons, not dinosaurs. Common mistake.

JasonDJ,

Man…my BIL with his baby-mama/ex-fiance. I used to work with her (that’s where they met, we all worked together at the time).

She’s so nice and bubbly on the surface but holy shit there’s a demon under that veneer and I’ve met it. That manipulative demon is how she became baby-mama after she became ex-fiance. But he puts up with it so he can keep seeing his kid and hopefully shield him from it ~half the time.

JasonDJ,

How the fuck did his knees last that long. Are they original equipment?

JasonDJ,

Ahh. My dad was briefly in the trade in the 70s/80s and still has the tools (kicker included) from the era.

Watched him install a carpet once as a kid (as DIY, not a job…he had long moved on since then) and I couldn’t believe people could put that much trauma on their knees day in/day out for decades. Then a few years ago he installed another and just decided to rent the damn power stretcher. World of difference, he said.

r/The_Donald helped radicalize users into far-right identities and discourse – Active users on r/The_Donald increasingly used white nationalist vocabularies in their comments within three months. (journals.sagepub.com)

I know most people that were on reddit at the time are fully aware of this and won’t be surprised but don’t dismiss the findings out of hand. It’s important that studies are being conducted and the fact that the finding match our lived experience is still noteworthy.

JasonDJ,

See, I don’t think that. I think they are power hungry, sure. But I don’t think they ever realized the power that their product would grant them. It’s totally unprecedented. They get right into our brain and tickle our dopamine receptors while they mess with everything else.

I don’t think they expected or were prepared to yield that type of power, at all. I really feel like Zuck et al accidentally stumbled into being a supervillain. Like some sick Mr. Bean skit.

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