Ubermeisters

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tuckerm, to atheism
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@atheism I bet in the middle ages there was always one villager who was like, "Remember, do not look DIRECTLY at God's punishment for witchcraft."

Ubermeisters,

Wut

Ubermeisters,

Idk about the scientific validity of this approach, anyone care to comment?

Ubermeisters,

They’ll probably want to lock Biden up over it

Ubermeisters,

Your hoe said it’s my turn to post this meme

Ubermeisters,

Oh cool we all get pay raises? Where’s mine?

Ubermeisters,

I’m just kidding, I already held my employer hostage for a raise.

Life Pro tip: be the only person that knows how to do a valuable thing. We don’t get attaboy raises for existing anymore unfortunately or even cost of living increases it seems.

Ubermeisters,

If you did more than react to the title while jerking yourself off about how fucking brilliant you are, you’d realize that the context here is that somebody is saying what they want to do about it. But don’t let me get in the way of your fucking psycho maniacal ranting, do you boo 😘

Ubermeisters,

Sure thing bubba

Ubermeisters,

How to spot a lemmy.ml user

Ubermeisters,

Church it up however you like Wesley, I call it like I see it.

Ubermeisters,

The issue is that you morons come in and say troll shit and then wait two days and then try to make it into a serious conversation like you weren’t just being a fucking cunt to begin with goodbye

Ubermeisters,

That’s because they were probably all stuffed into detention cells and raped into submission during Trump’s tenure.

Ubermeisters,

Easy with the Justice boner, it’s not an attractive look no matter how right or wrong you are.

Ubermeisters,

Classic Golden Rule. Stooping to their level doesn’t do you any good nor does it do the country any good nor does it do your fellow citizens any good so cut it out.

Ubermeisters,

When you stop acting like a child people will stop treating you like one. It isn’t rocket science.

Ubermeisters,

YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM

–as you storm away to your room and slam the door–

Ubermeisters,

the American mantra

Ubermeisters,

Can we get some of the clipart Style with the glossy glass rounded rectangle

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