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pieces. a taste. picks. a the. (aging in the brain & heartland)
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RickiTarr, to random
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Mountain Dew has a history of picking some "interesting" colors for their beverages, but why Side Of The Highway Pee Bottle?

cgsines,
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@RickiTarr

gonna be a popular favorite around here

HunkThunderzone, to random
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Why do people think the period is angry punctuation?
It's just ending a thought so you know where the next one begins.

cgsines,
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@Alice @HunkThunderzone

isn't an ellipsis to show that something is . . .

cgsines, to random
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. . . claims that there are millions of jury ballots missing. Democrat court workers seen loading boxes onto pizza trucks.

Alice, to random
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ATTN: If you plan to attend the Mastodon meetup at the Tampa Marriott this weekend and you are a VIP attendee, please ensure you bring your official VIP lanyard or else you risk being denied access to the VIP soup bar.

cgsines,
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@Alice

Great, I'll eat in the parking lot if that's what it takes. Anything for some of that beige party soup.

cgsines,
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@Alice @Jorsh

woohoo

cgsines,
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@Jorsh @Alice

so excited for all the free of taste fiber, gotta get regular soon

drcaberry, to random
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So is it possible I don’t know what spam on Mastodon looks like? Probably. For all I know I’m spamming talk right now talking about spam on Mastodon.

cgsines,
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@drcaberry

It's also possible that the person follows one of the hashtags that you use, and didn't realize that's why they saw your post. Complainers are not always smart.

RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

cgsines,
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@RickiTarr

TIL that Chuck Dickens was a nickname of the author of "Oliver Twist." Follow Ricki today.

cgsines,
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@amiserabilist @RickiTarr

hey, we want animals with funny names, not science

RickiTarr, to random
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I have a big group chat with my a large amount of my real life friends, then smaller groups out of that group that have particular interests:

One is for the people who live locally to plan activities.

One is for art, but maybe the kind of art that not everyone would want to see.

One for BBQ and cocktails.

One where we talk about terrible home renovations and shit exes.

One specifically for handyman information and planning if someone moves or needs help with a project.

One where we seem to mostly talk about cute dogs, and often cheese.

Plus individual chats.

But now I'm wondering who has chats without me, do they have a secret chat where everyone talks about how I'm in everyone's business?!

cgsines,
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@RickiTarr

that's what the BBQ and cocktails are for

NaturaArtisMagistra, to random
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Message to the Pro-Palestine protesters.

You got badly, badly fooled and used. Most of us liberals (the silent majority) saw through the lies but they fooled you. You can recant your screams and threats and rejoin the rest of us Dems or I guess, hide and live the lie.

The sad part of all this is that most of the conservatives got it right. Rare for them.

I hope you are REwoke. ☕️☕️☕️☕️

Biden-Harris 2024

cgsines,
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@NaturaArtisMagistra

fuck you asshole

RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

cgsines,
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@RickiTarr

"pussy and cunt are boring" for you maybe but you've got one ready at hand. For some of us they're always an imaginable delight.

chad, to random
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My choices are making me feel bad and there’s no end in sight.

cgsines,
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@Alice @chad

talking about cake is sad

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

cgsines,
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cgsines,
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cgsines,
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cgsines,
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cgsines,
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@RickiTarr

"Rapunzal" by Moor Mother & Billy Woods
https://moormother.bandcamp.com/track/rapunzal

cgsines,
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cgsines, to random
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cgsines, to random
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RickiTarr, to random
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Halp!!! I got deodorant in my mouth!

cgsines,
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@RickiTarr

First . . . fresh breath! Then, the question all your nice followers have avoided . . . how?

RickiTarr, to random
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What in the Conservative Hell?

cgsines,
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@RickiTarr

New cookbook? I'm sure it'll keep people from dropping by for dinner.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's moving ahead with effort to oust Speaker Johnson

Her plan seems doomed to fail as Democrats said they would help save Johnson.

https://trib.al/69nPMbV

cgsines,
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@GottaLaff

Her plan doomed? If Johnson needs the help of Dems to stay, in the eyes of MAGA, he is doomed. She may not be the smartest, but even she plays politics better than Dems/centrists.

Alice, to random
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The worst thing about having a birthday the day after Cinco de Mayo is that everybody is always like "Here's a present for both Cinco de Mayo AND your birthday."

cgsines,
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@Alice

Happy Birthday, Alice.

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