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exchgr

@exchgr@mastodon.world

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

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exchgr, to random
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linus is right. just let the iPad be a Mac already https://youtu.be/DF41C7zT9P0

mhoye, to random
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Love it. One stray bracket and it all falls apart.

exchgr,
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@mhoye that’s how you know a human wrote it

danblondell, to random
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This is a much better sequel trilogy, too bad

https://youtu.be/g8-wnK9d3AA?si=GYuAdTMu4gakqMls

exchgr,
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@danblondell dang, i guess he shouldn’t’ve sold the franchise

exchgr,
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@danblondell we didn’t know how much worse it could get

exchgr,
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@danblondell i gotta rewatch. i remember seeing the phantom menace like 8 years ago and thinking “actually i don’t know why people rag on this so much. it was fun”

exchgr,
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@danblondell that’s pretty bad, i didn’t realize they did that!

exchgr, to random
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this was definitely a chatgpt response https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@babe/112519077532925739

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if he doesn’t, “genocide joe” becomes clearly true. what else could one think? https://newsie.social/@LALegault/112521631825044197

exchgr, to random
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just tried running fedora linux in UTM for shits and giggles, and there’s a game-ending bug where QEMULauncher spikes the cpu to 200%, which the maintainer claims is normal behavior due to the way the host os sees idle cycles, so i immediately nuked it from orbit

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My child just sent me a text about a book by a white guy named Sam Forster who said the following:

"Last summer, I disguised myself as a Black man and traveled throughout the United States to document how racism persists in American society.

Writing Seven Shoulders was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done as a journalist.”

Ummm, WHAT???

exchgr,
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@StillIRise1963 d’oh! could’ve just listened to black people

exchgr, to random
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i absolutely love how my ipad can be so slow to wake up on pressing the power button that it thinks i’m holding it down and activates siri. no privacy violations detected there

exchgr,
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@brianstorms come to think of it, i can’t remember the last time i actually used it. time to shut it down

exchgr,
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@brianstorms 🤷🏻‍♀️ i just flipped the switch off

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wondering how many people out there are more susceptible to disinformation because they have eye problems that make them less able to read books

exchgr,
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@godzero lol, lost it at “neither”

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ai-hyping tech ceos don’t understand gigo because that acronym perfectly describes their own decision-influencing information intake systems

exchgr, (edited ) to random
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when a human does language: normal, not a sign of great intelligence

when a computer does language: oh shit, this thing’s so smart it’ll take over the world

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people drive around in their big boxy trucks going “bip bip bip” all the live long day and wonder why they’re slower than bikes and why it’s so hot outside

exchgr, to random
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[black hole voice] i drink your milkshake. i drink it up! https://xkcd.com/2938/

exchgr, to random
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sure, it’s nice in theory to get rid of the car lane on prospect park’s east drive, but then you actually have to get rid of the cars. maintenance vehicles now have no official dedicated lane, so naturally they veer into the bike lane. sounds like blasphemy, but they should’ve kept the car lane, maybe specifying that it’s for maintenance vehicles only and banning outside traffic through the park

exchgr,
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@vaurora as long as they can tow heavy maintenance equipment. lawnmowers, weed whackers, etc. although certainly much of that is outdated and could be made lighter and electrified

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😮‍💨 had a spell of heat exhaustion last night. definitely spent too much time outside this weekend. today is a great day to rest up

exchgr,
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@timbray oo yes, adding it to the list, thank you very much

exchgr,
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@timbray yes and yes

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