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janus2

@janus2@lemmy.zip

paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome

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janus2,
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prize task was bonkers
flip-flap-flop was hilarious
lol @ alex getting excited to tape john’s arm
mannequin task was hysterical
group task was a real hoot

what a banger of an episode

janus2,
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it actually sounds rather pleasant just not worth the additional effort and dishes

janus2,
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there’s the thing in the tank actually called a float, even 🤪

janus2,
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I’m a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.

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me and the boys going hard in the paint:

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neither my biological father nor stepdad taught me that it’s ok to be wrong, make mistakes, be human, etc. as long as you apologize and learn from mistakes

to be fair my mom made a lot of progress with me on that but she had to do, well, more than her fair share

janus2,
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you may be on the asexuality spectrum and that is legitimate, normal, and ok.

i hope you find what you’re looking for, friend. you deserve happiness.

janus2,
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do you enjoy firing off hypothetical answers into the curious void of psuedoanonymous obscure social media platforms? (if so we probably have something in common, call me ayyyye)

janus2,
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pooping at work instead of exploring the multiverse in a scifi timespace ship

janus2,
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what about going in the hot tub with the injured foot stuck out?

janus2,
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mood. when youre poly af but also forever alone af

janus2,
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My job involves handling dangerous materials. Given how much some of my coworkers stress me the fuck out by being walking safety hazards, I often and happily volunteer to shift the more dangerous tasks to myself.

I’d be snagging post-revolution hazmat volunteer shifts like a fiend just trying to keep less careful people from getting them…

janus2,
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we could launch every nuke at once and cockroaches and tardigrades would just have a blast without us

janus2,
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i bought a leatherman juice for exactly this reason

I have chronic sleeping problems therefore I love(d) taking naps but waking up afterwards is absolute hell. What should I do? **Edit: I have found a short-term solution**

I am currently struggling heavily with depression. Which impacts my quality of sleep. Sleep now has never been a talent of mine. So I generally make up for it by napping. I used to absolutely love it. Both the initial and the waking up (feeling well rested). But lately the waking up part is getting more and more difficult. It...

janus2,
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may be worth talking to your doctor about testing for sleep apnea or other sleep disorders

i’ve had bad sleep all my life and recently got tested. turns out i have nothing diagnosable but at least now i know it’s a skill issue i guess lol

raising the head of my bed helped somewhat as i have mild acid reflux. it’s as simple as shoving some pillows and/or old clothes under the top third of your mattress so worth a try, nothing to lose.

best of luck fellow sleepyhead

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What is something you can’t live without, technology wise that saves you time?

I have to say it’s my virtual assistant I’ve made. It saves me a lot of time with making reminders and such alarms for meetings or interviews, music etc.

@asklemmy

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mechanized laundry is second only to modern medicine, imo

followed closely by indoor plumbing and dishwashers

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It’s a really weird feeling recognizing a bunch of artists I listen to on an infographic haha

there’s a bunch I don’t recognize though which means new music! this rocks

janus2,
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I would probably be less annoyed by a plane full of horses than I am by a plane full of other humans

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the way they move sets off something in my brain stem that starts screaming DANGER

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I am scared of and hate most birds but ones with long necks REALLY freak me out. Geese, swans, flamingoes, fuck those creepy stretch-neck horror movie monsters.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, love a kiwi bird. Lil dudes just be fuzzy, run around, and eat bugs. Rock on kiwi birds

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that was gonna be my answer. if they ever come out with a bagged unwrapped mini bites version it’s fuckin over for me

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