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Crone to the bone. Seen some shit.
No longer on the guest list. she/her

If I ever get rich I'm opening a retirement home for old punks and calling it Happy House. There will be music.


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lydialurch, to random
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Amigone Funeral Home

If u here, u gone.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to legal
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FINALLY! ! Belated

Judge rules must go to prison by July 1 while appealing contempt case
The former adviser is challenging a four-month prison term for contempt of Congress after failing to appear before a House panel investigating

Gift: https://wapo.st/3X9kc6M

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@GottaLaff Hell yeah! 🙌

lydialurch, to HashtagGames
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Gilligan's Island was actually just a peninsula but they never walked far enough to find out.

lydialurch, to random
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Commercials: If you could smell your elbows, you'd know how smelly they are. Fight elbow stank with our aerosol spray.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Andrew Weissmann:

has every personal interest to tell his AG to drop the charges against his only surviving child. Or to pardon his son. wd do both in a heart beat. But Biden is not bc of his belief in and commitment to the rule of law, even at a great personal toll.

Via Emptywheel:

Mob tactics v unconditional love.

It's on the ballot in 2024.

Scott MacFarlane:

First Lady Jill Biden arrives at federal court in Wilmington for opening statements in Hunter Biden trial

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@GottaLaff It must be excruciating for him. And then to have to hear those stupid accusations from the maga chuds on top of it? 😡

RickiTarr, to random
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Alright, lots of heavy discussions today, so let's talk about something silly!

What is a movie that always makes you laugh?

Personal pick:

Anything Mel Brooks, but Robin Hood: Men in Tights, it's just funny every time I watch it.

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@RickiTarr "Easy Money" and "The Party."

mina, to Fashion
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Aren't long gloves the best and most elegant accessory ever invented?

Do you have a pair or two?

So you wear them sometimes?

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@mina I have them in black satin and purple, as well as black velvet. But it's been years since I've been anywhere that deserves my opera length gloves. 😭

StillIRise1963, to random
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I’m the only person with a mask on in JFK. I shit you not.

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@StillIRise1963 Good luck out there.

flexghost, to random
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Tonight’s theme is:


🎵 Post songs having to do with crime/prison along with what you’re drinking. 🎶

I bet there's rich folks eatin in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin coffee and smoking big cigars
I know I had it coming I know I can't be free
But those people keep amovin
And thats what tortures me

🍷 Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues + Whiskey🍸

Post often • share • make some friends


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Bloody Mary with pickled green beans.

Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing


RickiTarr, to random
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America: You need to have health insurance!

Me: Cool, that makes sense, but it's going to cover my whole body, right?

America: Depends, do you use your teeth and eyes?

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@RickiTarr Those are the two parts that you're practically guaranteed to spend money on in your lifetime.

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@dannotdaniel @GottaLaff Love this! And hard agree.

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lydialurch, to graffiti
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"EAT THE RICH" Kitty Sticker

Lower East Side, NYC
Photo by Jeff Kleinbard



indivisibleteam, to random
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When Trump says he wants to leave abortion rights “up to the states,” this is what MAGA extremists really mean: https://jessica.substack.com/p/texas-gop-platform-endorses-death

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@GhostOnTheHalfShell @indivisibleteam You're assuming consent matters to them.

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@GhostOnTheHalfShell @indivisibleteam I got the sarcasm and I thought you'd get mine as well. 🤷

lydialurch, to random
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Before TV ads were all about drugs and Medicare, the airwaves were a rich tapestry of toy commercials. One of my favorites was for the Silly Safari game. I wish I still had mine, but y mom had a thing about regular purging of plastic toys, aka junk. A lot of that junk is worth hundreds of dollars now.


coffeepine, to random
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Hmm... I would marry for a cooler last name.

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@Alice @coffeepine Same. I was so excited when I ordered a pizza with my new easy name. Then they messed it up anyway.

lydialurch, to Bloomscrolling
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I pruned this rhododendron way back last year and I was worried that it wouldn't grow back, so this blossom is a nice surprise. Also, there's a witch hiding in the petals.

A closeup of the flower that shows the illusion of a witch's face in profile in the petals.

lydialurch, to random
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Telling the Bees

"Traditionally, the bees were kept abreast of not only deaths but all important family matters including births, marriages, and long absence due to journeys. If the bees were not told, all sorts of calamities were thought to happen. This peculiar custom is known as “telling the bees”."


Sheril, to random
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Do you see a series of sunken rectangles or 16 circles?

This is The Coffer Illusion.

Our brains are geared toward identifying objects & here, “pixels” are grouped to form edges & contours, shapes, & objects. The image is inherently ambiguous so there is no “right” grouping.

Rectangles dominate first for most people - including me, but keep staring & the image may flip to circles.

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@Sheril The circles showed up after staring at it for a while, but they won't stay.

lydialurch, to random
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My toots like:

Warnings about fascism


Funny stuff someone else thought of

Me complaining

Food I wish I was eating

More politics, which I actually hate

Song no one else knows

Baby animals that are not kitties

Replies that escaped the delete

Pics of people who don't know me

Occasional razzamatazz

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@the_etrain Let
s put on our glad rags and cut a rug.

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@the_etrain Add sloppy typos to that list.

GovTrack, to random
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Per Sahil Kapur on X: “Should Bob Menendez be expelled from the Senate if he’s convicted?

The GOP & Dem leaders both dodge.

“I'm really glad he’s not a Republican,” McConnell tells @burgessev.

“He’s on trial so I'm not going to comment,” Schumer tells @JulieNBCNews.”

GovTrack Note: Conviction does not preclude continuing to serve from jail though there would be practical limitations. Menendez couldn’t vote for example. He either has to resign or be expelled.

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@GovTrack If Menendez were a Republican, he wouldn't be on trial.

ai6yr, to H5N1

PBS: Raw milk sales spike despite CDC’s warnings of risk associated with bird flu. Raw milk producer: "“Anything that the FDA tells our customers to do, they do the opposite.”
#hpai #h5n1 #darwin #darwinaward #birdflu #milk #rawmilk

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