notst

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notst,

You know you’re doing it right when your eyes are watering.

notst,

Did he go “Ear hair… What’s up with that?” and then the base went BWOW BWA BAP BAP DAAAAANG?

notst,

Geriatry? I started getting long ear hair in my early 30s…

notst,

Yes. The hat makes him extra cute.

notst,

No. My parents barely understand computers. They wouldn’t know anything about what might happen to data they post on the web and sure as heck wouldn’t explain anything about the internet to me. Anyway:

Hahahahahaha

notst,

I got some of my OC removed on reddit. When that happened, I got a message from the sub’s moderators about the reason. Sometimes the reasoning did not make sense to me but in most cases it was in some way understandable. (I am also sure I must’ve pissed of a mod of the German sub because at some point they deleted whatever I posted…)

Anyway, what I want to say is: I got one OC post removed here on lemmy and was given no notification nor explanation. I only noticed it by accident. I hate it here.

notst, (edited )

To me it also feels like the ratio of low effort content posts or reposts VS original content has changed considerably. At least when browsing /r/all.

notst,

Ah! Thank you. That is good to know.

notst,

That’s my favorite part of this joke.

notst,

What a terrible day to have ears!

Jokes aside, thanks for documenting these sounds.

ajsadauskas, to TeslaMotors
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Elon lied about the monkeys — and he shouldn't be trusted to put his Neuralink chips in human brains.

"They are claiming they are going to put a safe device on the market, and that's why you should invest," Ryan Merkley at the Physicians Committee, told Wired. "And we see his lie as a way to whitewash what happened in these exploratory studies."

Really heartbreaking reading what happened to the monkeys.

People quite rightly think of Elizabeth Holmes as a fraud for making false medical claims about what the Theranos machines could do. So why aren't Elon's claims at Neuralink being held to the same level of scrutiny?

https://futurism.com/neoscope/terrible-things-monkeys-neuralink-implants

@technology

notst,
notst,

Oh wow, a Simpsons fact I didn’t know, yet! Thanks. All I knew was that Maude died in the season where the writing started to suck.

notst,

Thanks!

notst,

Thank you! I definitely will continue to refine this style. I just got started 😎

notst,

It seems your comment got cut off. Did you mean to type “It looks like an elongated muskrat”?

notst,

Correct. Also here’s an animated showcase on YouTube: CLICK

notst,

There were two or three weeks were it felt pretty good but now it’s just reddit with less upvotes/comments.

Also, some days ago, some mod just deleted one of my posts without any notification. I just had to notice it was gone 🤷‍♂️. At least on reddit I was always notified about that and got an explanation (even though it was stupid a lot of times).

notst,

There’s a paragraph in the German constitution that lists all words that count as insults. German school kids have to recite the constitution once per week in school and when that paragraph comes everyone giggles.

/s I think there probably is some list of insults, though.

notst,

Flesh colored crayons were the best 🤤

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