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What are some humorous quotes/life advice that would be funny to see embroidered on a throw pillow? (y.yarn.co)

I’ve been wanting to get some humorous quotes embroidered on my throw pillows, and I’ve only got a short list so far. It’s easiest and cheapest to get them all done at once, so I’m trying to come up with a list of about 10-15 to select from before I send them off. Ideally, they’d be vaguely “life advice” but...

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That brings back memories. I remember playing Spectron on the monochrome green monitor we had. I didn’t know the name of the game, and I was too young to care, but I always thought it was Space Invaders, which was not on Spectravideo.

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Styrofoam is technically recyclable, it’s just that there are very few facilities that handle it.

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Because 0.2% of all plastics is still a lot of plastic.

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crop inbreeding. (Is that even a thing?)

Apples are propagated by grafting because the fruit are not true to seed. If you plant a seed, you have no idea what the fruit will be like. So they take known good trees and graft a part of them onto existing root stock of a compatible tree.

So breeding isn’t really a thing for apples.

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Entrapment is coercing someone into committing a crime they wouldn’t have otherwise.

This was a honeypot. A bait for those who were already looking to cheat.

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I just want my pals to attack raiders with me while they’re still outside of the circle. I throw one out and it runs back to base to work instead of fighting.

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I just want one to fight with me, not all of them. If I throw one directly at an enemy, why doesn’t it fight?

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Not enough iframes to take on a DPS enemy 1v1

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The Montreal olympics were in 1976, and the stadium was finally done being paid off in 2006.

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My electronic scale has been iffy lately as well. The numbers have been way off, but somehow proportionally so. I made pizza dough a few weeks ago using the same recipe I always use, but ended up with about 50% more than usual. It was just as good, just had too much.

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I’m pretty sure it’s all lies anyway, but many plant diseases can be passed to other species. If Russia wasn’t making it up, it could be a concern for non-banana plantations or farms. But that’s irrelevant, because it’s all bullshit.

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Syfy is a cable TV channel, i don’t exactly expect the paragon of journalism.

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Some anti-cheats work on Linux. Some do not, like Riot’s Vanguard.

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I rejectec it because I was busy with something else.

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At least a survey is them asking for information, not just quietly gathering it behind our backs.

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This is saying that minimum wage should be enough to afford a 2br apartment. If all your money goes to rent, you can’t afford it.

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Isn’t the whole point that the minimum wage should be a fair wage?

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They’re good for people with mobility issues who would struggle to fully sit down on their own and get back up again, so they do serve a valid purpose. But they suck for everyone else.

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I can say that there were a lot of sponsored streams recently. Often when a streamer enjoys a game, they will keep playing when their sponsored segment is over. I’m not aware of one that played any longer than the sponsored minimum.

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There was a mattress tester who did an AMA on reddit a few years back. If you don’t mind giving them the traffic, it’s definitely worth a read. It’s chock full of great info and recommendations.

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