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seldo

@seldo@alpaca.gold

VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to https://tech.lgbt/@heyjovo. He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

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My husband is watching a movie called "It's A Wonderful Knife" which is like "It's A Wonderful Life" except there's a serial killer.

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Trying out Tropico 6 and my god the constant questing is annoying, stop asking me for bullshit and let me try and get the economy going.

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This is the first time I've ever bought a car, is it normal to be bombarded by SiriusXM desperately trying to get you to buy their service for months and months afterwards?

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My personal curse is that everywhere I go will end up building a software registry forever https://twitter.com/llama_index/status/1732810975525634082

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Sometimes I think the most Old Person thing about me is my total lack of engagement with YouTube. I know people for whom it's their primary source of entertainment and I simply do not use it.

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it seems to me it rained a tiny bit today and muni just completely went to hell

seldo,
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@lzg California municipal design treats rain as an obscure edge case not worth thinking about.

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Today Tumblr has informed me that somebody I've never heard of made a 3 hour YouTube video that has totally discredited somebody else I've never heard of and the net effect on my universe is zero and yet, now I know this thing.

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@jrconlin it is safe to say that if they are a YouTuber then I have never heard of them.

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Carry yourself with the optimism of a company who sold me an elliptical machine once and now email me every week asking if I would like another giant piece of fitness equipment in my house.

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@gersande They are having a winter sale on treadmills!

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"This bill to ignore human rights violations does not ignore them hard enough" is an actual reason a UK minister resigned today https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-67640833

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This latest update to Polytopia has blown up all my previous strategies and I am annoyed.

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It's December so instagram is all the same thots but they're wearing tinsel and elf hats.

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A policy to "thin out" the population in Gaza and expel the survivors? How do we not call that ethnic cleansing? https://www.thenation.com/article/world/biden-netanyahu-bear-hug-disaster/

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Getting Christmas ads like "your mom's heart will melt" and it's an indoor lettuce farm.

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I am watching Dicks: The Musical and it. Is. A. Lot.

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TIL Discord has a whole live-streaming interface built in, this app has too many features.

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Am I misunderstanding, or if you have authenticator-app 2FA enabled but an SMS-based 2FA as a backup on your service, you may as well not bother with the app? An attacker who breaches your phone or clones your number can just pretend they don't have the app and get in anyway?

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🎵 It's murder on the Gantt chart
🎵 But you better not slip the date
🎵 Eh-hey eh-hey
🎵 It's murder on the Gantt chart
🎵 All our software's always late

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TIL college sports in the US are revenue-positive to the university, something I would never have expected.

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This morning I woke up thinking that Humboldt county should do a tourist promotion featuring Kendrick Lamar called "Sit down, be Humboldt".

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All of my timelines on every social media site are just people celebrating the death of the same evil guy. What a legacy.

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I guess we can officially retire this now... 😏

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@geekgyrl Mitch McConnel next.

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Ding, dong, the witch is gone, etc. 🎉 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67574495

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