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Beardedsausag3

@Beardedsausag3@kbin.social

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Hiking in the Lake District. Cumbrian.
Sailing the high seas.

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I'm not even sure if I'm honest. NW England, my shits a mix of English, Cumbrian, Yorkshire, Scottish, Madeupish .. No doubt some American words in there that have snuck in like a bad smell.

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Fucken can't wait to hear it tell me how it's gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I'm shit at video games.

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Imagine having more chin than fucking brains. Absolute degenerate cunt.

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Genuinely. I've been conditioned at this point now to just consider the bottom line before reading further into any article about the environment and the animals we share earth with. In fact no, it's not even exclusive to that.. Just anything really. If it's gonna effect someone's bottom line (that isn't the usual public) you can guarantee it won't happen.

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Being from North West of England I felt this. Shit, I'm still looking forward to this dialup tone people are nostalgic for. We get our Internet via pigeons at the moment.

UK Trial: Pornhub's Chatbot Halts Millions from Accessing Child Abuse Content (www.wired.com)

A trial program conducted by Pornhub in collaboration with UK-based child protection organizations aimed to deter users from searching for child abuse material (CSAM) on its website. Whenever CSAM-related terms were searched, a warning message and a chatbot appeared, directing users to support services. The trial reported a...

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Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think.. Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It's been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

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I'm so confused. As a northerner from England with an IQ equal to the ply of toilet paper I use, does every object in French have a feminine or masculine alignment? Or is this some kind of joke privvy to those who don't have a concerning interest in sheep?

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I don't doubt it. When you include the cost of a loaf of bread, fuel or a freddo it soon slaps up the amount of fraud going on.

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I'm sat down and still fell over with shock.

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The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.

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You little bastard get down off that scaffold and give me the shooter, fucking going bed without supper. No, I don't want to hear it - you're not playing out with them again.

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Not far down the road from The Coq and Bulls

McDonald's stock price drops after CEO promises affordability during latest earnings call (abcnews.go.com)

Quick and cheap are two of the first words that come to mind when thinking about fast food. But some McDonald’s customers have criticized the restaurant giant over recent higher menu prices, prompting the CEO to address the issue of affordability during the company’s latest earning call....

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Yes - to the extent I no longer have Sunday roast dinner. Every time I'd just crave a cheeky smoke after a big ol satisfying meal. It's been several years and I know I'd end up coughing up a lung and it'd taste like shit but that fleeting thought doesn't care about that.. It's just the enshrined idea of a 'nice' smoke after a roast.

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I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

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Putler insisted they could see all of the evidence if they just took a look out of a window Putler directed them to. /s (maybe not /s)

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I enjoyed that tbh. It's not often I find myself intrigued enough to watch a lengthy video, I think it's the sprinkle of funny shit.

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That's 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven't you

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Rumour has it they found tunnels inside them.

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And I want Ubisoft to get comfortable with these torrents and my ridiculously slow download speed but life's a shit house!

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