Froyn

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Froyn,

Scrambled eggs are now Animal Cruelty in the state of Alabama.

Froyn,

Sometimes it's cheaper to replace a window than it is to pay an extortive "lock out fee" from a complex.

Froyn,

Ever notice how you can never reach the 13th floor on most buildings?

Froyn,

I enjoy reading between the lines. "Had the rat penis not gone viral, the paper would not have been retracted"

Froyn,

At first I was gonna be like "There are 4 of them, look at me I'm the counting crows now"... Then your comment stole the thunder. Have a boost.

Froyn,

heterosexual 'relationships' cause more abortions

Froyn,

"Have you consummated your relationship?" Yes? I'm sorry, I can't approve of your marriage.

Froyn,

I'm shocked they expect the money to be used for the campaign and not paying off his legal debts.

Froyn,

I hope her word is as good as his word was when it came to the Jan 6th rioters.

Froyn,

I challenge your claim that Windows 8 is/was the most hated version of Windows.
Let me remind you of the trainwreck that was Windows ME.

Froyn,

You have to remember he's a "centrist" on a sliding scale.

Froyn,

OnlyCats...

Froyn,

I used to refer customers (when I did ISP support) to LiveNudeCats.com to test their internet.

Froyn,

That was a good 20 years ago. They actually sold cat calendars and merch. The trick was to spell it out for the customer very slowly until the cats dot com. Then it would load and we'd both get a chuckle.

https://web.archive.org/web/20050722082831/http://www.livenudecats.com/

Froyn,

We run into some continuity errors when talking about movies that run in series.

John Wick, and every movie stars a complete different person playing Wick.
Sure Keanu gets the franchise going.
Nicholas Cage keeps it rolling.
Himesh Patel in the 3rd.
Leslie Jones brings it home in 4?

Deadpool, and we keep changing Wade with matching surnames.
Ryan Reynolds kicks it off
Burt Reynolds fills the gap
John Paul Reynolds in Deadpool X Wolverine?

Froyn,

So like Christopher Walken? Who, no matter the role, always plays the same character?

Froyn,

Free Guy. I can dig it.

Froyn,

I followed you (Egg Theory) right up until that last line.
Slash dot? The tech website is the only real thing?

Froyn,

Damn, was really hoping there was some deeper stuff I was missing. So you're a subscriber to Egg Theory then?

Froyn,

That's the problem, 4 stars. If she was a 5 star woman, this wouldn't of happened.

Froyn,

Sunday morning, fire up the air fryer and park just outside of McD's. Selling hashbrowns at $1 a pop.

Froyn,

In the corporate world, that's known as "the cost of doing business". As long as the profit exceeds the fine, we're good. If the profits exceed the threshold, it would get claimed come tax time as "additional income". There'd be no audit because local PD doesn't report to the IRS.

If the profit IS good enough, I'd totally pay the fee to register as an LLC so I can do the "fancy accounting" and afford myself all the tax and corporate bonuses that come along with it.

Had I thought of it 5 years ago, I could have used the LLC to apply and get me one of those fancy COVID loans (that didn't need to be paid back). Though, I'll admit the money would have been invested in dividend bearing stocks and actually paid back at the end of the term; minus the profit I made off the money of course.

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