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NegativeLookBehind

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Computers are neat. Burritos are good.

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“I don’t need to comment this code, I wrote it so I know what it does”

And then

“Fuck, I should’ve commented this code, I have no idea what it does”

Comment. A lot.

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git blame

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Is that an electric bass guitar? That’s the devil’s instrument

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You should probably just eat them all. Right now. In bed.

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I first read it as “careless drivers”, which there are plenty of already.

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I close the tab at “disable your adblocker”

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You’re assuming that I give a fuck if they care or not.

I do not in fact give a fuck.

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His fellow prison inmates will certainly find him sexy. Don’t drop the soap Donnie!

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With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

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Well this one currently has 36, so congratulations buddy, you’re in the big leagues now

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She had sex with a fish in that movie.

A fish.

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You’re part monkey. You ok with fucking monkeys?

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He’s got a lot of heavy drinking ahead of him, gonna need that liver.

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Used to know someone who titled themselves a “Human capital specialist” on LinkedIn. What a weird fucking thing to call yourself.

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She was very serious about her job and had a Karen haircut.

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Idk but I’m reporting you to HR.

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Are you trying to upset the fucking balance of the universe?

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“How to get stupider and pay tuition for it” University edition

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