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Computers are neat. Burritos are good.

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Oi, I’ve gone an upset eem. This species natural defense is to sheet it self uncontrollably

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No. You plug the kitchen sink and dump the milk into it. Cut the top off the jug, and pour cereal into the bottom half of the jug. Then, put the cap on the top half and scoop the sink-milk into the lower half. Do I have to figure out everything for you?

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That’s low.

Should at least be the 16th floor.

Tucker should have several moments to recount all his mistakes.

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Aww that’s cute, they’re trying to be big boy computers now

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Your cat barked at me, you should really get that checked out

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I been savin beer cans for 3 years, summbitch came n hauled em all off

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Ok first of all, a golden retriever would never support the GOP. A shit covered sewer rat however, fits the bill perfectly.

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I’m sure they’ll do something about it

Lol I’m sorry I’m totally joking

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You’re right, I should have done that, my bad.

I've recently turned 20. What highly specific advice you, lemmy users, would offer me?

A lot of people answering this struggle to understand what highly-specific means. I’m looking to, for the sake of experiment, highly-specific advice that gives a reader clear understanding of what they should do. Unlike the vague advice, on the contrary, that may be too abstract to get implementing it right away....

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They can’t just haul him off at will

With the amount of evidence they have against him, why the fuck not?

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Do you think you'd be walking around right now, out in the world, if you had 91 federal charges against you, many including serious accusations of grave and exceptional forms of treason?

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I appreciate your optimism, and I'm holding out hope that there's some actual justice left in the justice system. However, the cynical side of me has little faith that the gears of justice are turning, if they haven't completely stopped already.

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How many times can it be reposted in a week? Let’s find out

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Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana

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Candidly, grandpa tells his story:

Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?

He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol

Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’

A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past

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When your neighbor is Russia, you have to be creative.

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Watching that movie is like having liquid dog shit blasted directly into your eyes

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