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Computers are neat. Burritos are good.

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She has enough money, I’m sure she could afford a pair of FA-18E Super Hornets to escort her. And once she’s on the ground, get driven around in a Leopard 2A5.

I guess what I’m saying is, Taylor Swift should be armed to the fucking teeth. Reaper drones, CIWS, tactical warheads, nuclear submarines, the whole nine.

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You’re not my real dad, you don’t tell me what to do

Fox wants Taylor Swift to stay out of politics. Here are the celebrities the network wants involved instead. (www.mediamatters.org)

Fox hosts and guests have spent recent weeks warning Taylor Swift not to get involved in politics, but the network has a history of enlisting D-list celebrities to do just that. Whether discussing inflation with Pauly D or asking Larry the Cable Guy for his election predictions, Fox News and Fox Business have been eager to let...

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I love her shows. It’s so awesome when the mosh pit starts, and she screams HAIL SATAN into the microphone and then they spray pig blood into the crowd

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Ah yes, the sacrificial bloodletting performed at the Altar Of The Wretched. She usually does it right after singing Lover from her 2019 album of the same name. A timeless masterpiece!

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Just a little bit of light treason, what’s the problem?

You hate freedom, don’t you

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TIL you can only know things about Japan if you’re Japanese

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You’ve generated a synthetic reality for your cat. His life is a lie.

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Given the setting of this comic (Some time after 2001), wouldn't they have already known what happened to the WTC? And dude is using a corded, residential phone, so it couldn't have been that long after it 9/11...

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I am deeply sorry for upsetting you with my observations

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It was inferred, since you typically say “nice <thing>, <year> called, they want their <thing> back” in reference to some outdated, unfashionable item

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But he’s exclamatory in his statement, as if what happened to the WTC in 2001 was previously unknown

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Right, but if you Google pictures of Alexander Graham Bell, you’ll discover what he looks like, this rendering your argument invalid. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to pass a message to the front line via Morse code.

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Mecha-Bill Gates is en route to your location, prepare to be eliminated

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