Wage_Slave

@Wage_Slave@kbin.social
Wage_Slave,

I for one can't wait for him to break it.

because he's gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it's gonna be.

Wage_Slave,

I dunno man. If that joint hit's like old fucked up Ben is sayin' there, I might be swayed.

Wage_Slave,

Remember that pic of the woman beheading a dummy while riding a bike?

Here is the more darker reasoning for it.

Wage_Slave,

Narcoleptic here. Not bad, but I'd jus..... lik.....t ..ad......zZzZzZZZZZzzZZz..zZZZZz

Wage_Slave,

I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos "protecting the children"

Those people are what mental illness look like.

Wage_Slave,

The mini, due to it's small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Wage_Slave,

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

Wage_Slave,

Been playing since '94. Addictive? Yes!

And so much so, it's amazing. One of my top game series of all fucking time!

Wage_Slave,

Largely relatable, too. I was never interested in a lot of things until (attractive woman) said something and holy shit, got pretty interested.

And more often than not learned something pretty fucking cool as I got shot down.

Wage_Slave,

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it's filled

Wage_Slave,

"I am not here for your shit right now, but we're working on it"

Sips coffee. hit's joint

Wage_Slave,

Just don't make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

Wage_Slave,

It's not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Wage_Slave,

"Oh c'mon. It's not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything."

Wage_Slave,

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you've done something so stupid that they can't even apologize for it.

It's when there's no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you've become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

Did anyone try to return to reddit and notice it just didn't do it for you anymore?

So I’ve switched to lemmy since the reddit meltdown started, experienced quite some withdrawal symptoms, occasionally turned back to reddit, more often logged out than logged in. Now I am merely using Lemmy occasionally and by far not as often as I used reddit before. No more doom scrolling....

Wage_Slave,

Depending on which subs you see, the assholes have won. Holy shit the amount of right wing bullshit that got into the place. Like wallstreet silver. I didn't much give a shit before it started looking like the front page of diet stormfront.

The remaining mods are at large, S class window lickers and ableist who have been applying to get a position for years and just now get their chance to goatse the corpse of what was once a great website. Started seeing tons of people getting banned for the most petty of shit. Buddy of mine got a 30 day ban for linking another sub reddit in his comment.

Of course, I got banned too. on my 12th cake day no less, for saying a kids attitude was going to get him beat up in high school or worse.

But if anything, there are so many folks out there that can say they were there before they got spez'd and the assholes took over. It was nice for a while, but in the end, fuck reddit.

Wage_Slave,

Sorry guys. Shit's kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We're almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won't be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

Wage_Slave,

And that my good dudes, is how Erectus happens.

Wage_Slave,

God: hits bong Yeah, that'll fuck some heads up. I'm all about creating this shit.

Wage_Slave,

Oddly satisfying. I kinda want a piece for my desk.

Wage_Slave,

Oh no. This is terrible. Granted X was a safe place for assholes, haters, nazis and those who obviously have had violent and repeated harsh brain trauma that shouldn't have ever happened, but so much laughter comes from the bullshit Cusk has pulled I don't know if the internet will ever recover.

Everything this dude does turns to memes of failure.

Wage_Slave,

Because every marriage starts with "I know you're gonna fuck this up, but let's do this"

I Get the impression you have a really narrow and extra chromosome styled view on real life situations you've never had to deal with, eh?

Wage_Slave,

Should it matter?

Wage_Slave,

Does he look like a bitch?

Well, yeah. This ain't Marcellus Wallace. Tump's a bitch.

Wage_Slave,

Baroque. Baroque. Baroque is on fire.....

Wage_Slave,

And it's at this point where you close your eyes, let the filter fly and hope whatever inappropriate crap that comes out is either worth a laugh or stupid enough to end this conversation.

Wage_Slave,

In Canada, typically signal is found on the phones of drugs dealers, wanna be con men and covoy (diet J6'r) fucks.

In Europe it gets more respect and better usage? Also, if this person doesn't use internet, how would Signal be of any use to them?

Confused unga bunga.

Wage_Slave,

This speaks to me. In loud and very blunt ways.

Wage_Slave,

Albert Einstein was a genius. It is just too bad about his brother, Frank.

That guy was a monster.

Wage_Slave,

Now that's the guy i want teaching my kids History. Sure, there are more effective ways of teaching it. But if my kid comes home calling the south "the small dick energy failure squibs of the civil wars losing team" after school, I'd be pretty alright with that.

Wage_Slave,

Bahahaha, mother fuckers think that eternal life sounds great? Some of us are in a hurry to get done this one, what in the hell gives them any idea making it longer is a selling point?

Unless there's a jar, my head and human flakes when it's done, I'd like it to be just done, thanks.

Wage_Slave,

Patriots break under pressure and get plea deals from Mr. Jack Smith

Wage_Slave,

I am grinding my teeth and my youngest says "I don't like that"

fuck that thing.

Wage_Slave,

Internet history and lore dictates that Lemons are something to distance yourself from an internet stand point.

It would be on par with using goatsee as the mascot, only more experienced and three of them are having a party.

Pride Month wrapping up, have you seen any company or organisation do anything remotely meaningful?

So, I will make no secret that I'm rolling my eyes at all of that marketing stuff that goes up every year. But I've been thinking, it doesn't have to be so superficial and pointless. Maybe there's some rare exception out there that took the opportunity to say or do something meaningful....

Wage_Slave,

Not so much a company, but the small town I grew up in had pride days. It was not a real big or fantastic affair, but it was fun, and lots of people were out in the pride gear that I would have never thought for a second would attend a pride event. Even the hillbilly term of "gays days" was tossed around insert the redneck with good intentions meme by older boomer guys as they waited for rainbow soft serve.

I left when I was twenty. Even before then, constantly trying to get away from the redneck small town. My childhood here was miserable as a poc and as someone who was/is as socially well adjusted as bum pickles. Racism, Phobias for each color of a skittle, and a very entitled population where being a hate filled asshole was all but encouraged.

BUT! 23 years later i find myself coming back. Only been back a couple months and it seems like a much friendlier place than i remember and the fact that this event was in the downtown, advertised and endorsed by all the local shops, left me speechless. This is not the same place I left, but replaced by a much more optimistic and caring community.

And as a jaded old dude, the town as a whole, recognizing and celebrating, well that was meaningful as hell to me, and I am sure many of the kids who had to stay deep closeted because of the town they lived in, so many years ago.

Wage_Slave,

I keep going back. Not the level of user before all this spez is a twat shit, but enough that I still cannot deny I have an addiction.

What I have noticed is that the quality of content and users has plummeted. Tons of the people who always complained about reddit being an echo chamber and the worst place in the world for free speech are now louder than ever posting some pretty racist shit and and it just gets worse from there.

Even google users have been reported as upset with the content that is coming up in searches.

Wage_Slave,

Oh dude, what you need to do is start collecting video games.

As I grew up i found myself still playing. Not wanting to stop. Looking at it from a far more mature perspective than i ever had before and thought "Fuck it, horde video games" and these days it is on the same level as those who collect comic books. Can be seen as an albeit childish hobby, but is recognized as also an investment. I mean, my collection of video games is insured for more than new sedan.

Much like dad who collected hot wheels, mom has hutch of ultra expensive china, you have your games and can explain and tell stories in much greater and entertaining details than any tin car. I mean, explain Last of us, or Hentai vs. Evil, it's gonna be a better story than "It's a tbird"

Wage_Slave,

I am so excited to get to eat this. when I can afford it.

But when I can, fuck yeah let's go.

Wage_Slave,

All my homies be lovin' this Kibin shit!

Wage_Slave,

"r/Horny is now a “Christian Minecraft server.”

That shit is genius. Not a fan of all this mess. But it has led to new and cool places while creating some funny as hell content with the fallout.

Wage_Slave,

How many times would one have to say "I learned everything i needed to know about mass media piracy from u/spez on reddit" for google to really work its magic?

Wage_Slave,

I remember sitting in malls eating vanilla pudding out of miracle whip jars for the same effect. Windex bottle full of of blue kool aid.

If you're lucky one of your friends had a camera or a disposable. There was barely internet. So when you did stupid shit like that, you knew it was stupid and that's why the guard rushes you out the door as you leave a trail of pudding that has been leaking/falling from your chin due to the inability to keep it in your mouth from laughter and a choke hold.

It makes me so happy people still actively do shit like that. Only way more clever and tactful.

Wage_Slave,

93' Sid Miers Civilization on a Macintosh LC III.

I still cannot find that game anywhere or emulated. Anytime there's hope, or anyone gives a link, it's always the chonky dos version.

Wage_Slave,

No lie, I thought the whole time that smug asshole was gonna show up online, or twatting away on the Internets true haven for hate speech, and say he bought reddit or was trying to.

He's rich and fucking dense enough to do it.

How do you feel about people upvoting their own posts?

I always thought it was a pretty smart idea on Reddit's side to have the posts and comments be automatically upvoted by their author, saving them the tough choice between playing fair or boosting their initial reach a little; and if you had particularly low self-esteem, this enabled you to reduce your own points by not one, but...

Wage_Slave,

"As reddit user begin to learn and appreciate their new habitats, we see some have already found usage of existing systems to pat themselves on the back. While not unexpected, how quickly, and efficiently they have done so is really remarkable. This digital nature relocation of the Reddit population truly has been fascinating"

Updoots self nothing to see here, guys.

Kbin Roadmap 2023

A certain stage of development has ended - a prototype was created that allowed me to verify whether such a form makes sense in the #fediverse. Until now, it was a project that I developed in my free time. Now, thanks to the great people from Nlnet, I will be able to devote much more time to it. This time, we have already...

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Wage_Slave,

As a new comer, seeing shit like this is refreshing and may be wildly addictive. Road maps, open communication, user base oriented initiatives. This is like heroin when the only update you got from reddit usually was the last one you can't remember them sending.

I for one am excited to see this, and look forward to being along for the ride.

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