Gork

@Gork@lemm.ee

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Gork,

What happened to that statue lol

Gork,

Incentivised endoscopy skill practice!

Gork,

Quality shitpost.

Gork,

Submerge America under the ocean and terraform Greenland to be the shape of a maple leaf.

Gork, (edited )

Not exactly related to this, but I can’t wait for our eventual AI avatars to sit in meetings for us so they can lay us off and have our AI avatar literally take our job, likeness, and persona.

Gork,

Caesar’s Legion may be thugs but at least they had a fine eye for ancient Roman decor and symbolism.

Gork,

What a wonderful day to have eyes

Gork,

Lift it on three but grunt out the word three in a painful voice.

Gork,

I miss the days when LED light bulbs were basically forever lived.

Gork,

[NAME] is currently out of the office for unfathomable reasons. It expects to be back in the office after 5 business days. If your business needs are urgent, please contact Yog-Sothoth by squealing the Bulgarian national anthem in reverse within your nearest phone booth.

Gork,

Finally, the Year of the Linux Desktop draws near!

Any year now. I hope.

Gork,

If all of our dads are Batman, does that make them Batmen or Batsman?

Gork,

What about a yellow Gadsden version with “Don’t Tread on Me”

It makes double the sense because bicycles have treads.

Gork,

How shitty of a wine are we talking about here? Boxed wine that’s been exposed directly to the sun for months?

Gork,

But Google search has gotten so much more interesting these days. Glue in pizza, spaghetti in gasoline sauce, jumping off bridges when feeling depressed.

Gork,

I prefer the Catholic version, “Nobody Poops But You.”

Gork, (edited )

Yeah I find it hard to believe that the Israeli intelligence apparatus, Mossad, one of the best HUMINT organizations on par with the old Soviet Union KGB, failed to see October 7 coming.

Also warnings from US SIGINT that an attack was probable about a month in advance.

Gork,

“In your position.”

Also, if you really want to bomb the interview, “How strict is your sexual harassment policy?”

Gork,

Who do they think they are? An AAAA publisher? Only Ubisoft has that dubious claim.

Gork,

Thou’st see-eth me rolling, thou’st hating.

Gork,

It would be hilarious if he does get elected from prison. All of his meetings with foreign leaders would need to be by Zoom or equivalent, and that’s if he’s able to get special privileges to do so. If not, he’d have to do it all in a 15 minute phone call once a week like the rest of the prisoners. And he might have to eat Nutraloaf lol.

At least the cost of running Air Force One would go down to zero.

Gork,

Nice.

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