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TheBreadmonkey

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

🌱

He/Him

https://justmytoots.com/thebreadmonkey@beige.party

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purplepadma, to random
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Is there anything more cringe than Labour and the Tories trying to win over The Youf with TikTok campaigns?

TheBreadmonkey,
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@purplepadma

I'd love to see them planking

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I am extremely not feeling making dinner tonight. Sadly this isn't really an option in my house. Wife has suggested I just knock together a cauliflower curry and I have gently explained I've never knocked together a cauliflower curry in my life and it is actually quite involved, but by that point she'd stopped listening. Is there a way I could just put a cauliflower into the microwave and serve that as a dinner? I could probably cope with that. Does anyone have an extremely easy goto cauliflower (command) recipe they might be willing to share with me?

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Whenever I hear politicians talking about trusting the British public to do the right thing come the general election, I'm reminded that every year dozens of people in this country take part in a race, which is essentially just falling down a big hill behind some cheese.

Yet more people mid-fall - one is upside down impressively
People realising they've made a mistake
Oh no. Why did I agree to do this?

TheBreadmonkey,
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@Uraael

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I see the Pope's having another excellent one

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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My family looking on proudly as I do yet another one of my high-quality toots

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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@DJDarren I can only apologise for not being a 'Live Clive'. I got into some gin with a friend and ended up..... distracted. However am thoroughly enjoying catching up and your comment on Pulled Apart By Horses made me do an actual lol. Another smashing show.

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Hanging out with my Mastodon buddies

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Bloody Brexit

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Once again AI is just people (fixing the problems caused by AI). What is the point of hideously expensive "AI" if you also require the intervention of a human fact-checker.

Google scrambles to manually remove weird AI answers in search
https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/24/24164119/google-ai-overview-mistakes-search-race-openai

TheBreadmonkey,
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So we go over our computer now to see if you should eat rocks. Computer says.... Yes! So we then go over to our human fact checker to check if the computers answer that we should eat rocks is correct and the human fact checker says.... No.

One hundred billion dollars.

https://qz.com/google-spend-100-billion-ai-development-deepmind-ceo-1851412787#:~:text=Google%20will%20spend%20more%20than%20%24100%20billion%20on%20AI%2C%20exec%20says&text=After%20comparing%20the%20billions%20of,time%20to%20develop%20AI%20technology.

TheBreadmonkey,
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Just give me one hundred billion dollars and I will answer everyone's Google questions

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Bear vs man. Woman vs tree. Man vs Food. Boy vs World. Man vs Bee. When will it all end?

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Listening to Jamiroquai and dancing in the kitchen

TheBreadmonkey,
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Jamiroquai man jumping about

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Before the heavens opened, we managed to take the six dogs out with / near my MiL with my BiL and SiLs. Lovely walk. Proper Bank Holidaying.

TheBreadmonkey,
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@purplepadma

MiL has one, BiL has 3, SiL has 2. It's chaos.

TheBreadmonkey,
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@purplepadma

Also! One of them is pregnant. Here are the stakes. What do you think I should go for?...

We are having an inverted dead pool wager on the number of pups that will come out of Daphne. It’s a tenner a pop. Total pot so far is £150 so far. If you bet the same as someone else, that total pot will then be split to the people who go for that number.

So far we have:
M 2
T, L, M & H 3
L, C & J 4
J, M & R 5
J 6
M & K 7
P 8

(daschunds)

TheBreadmonkey,
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@purplepadma

I was going to go 6 but I'm not sure

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Go on, the French! Proper news.

French town reels from scandal involving mayor and fortune teller
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgg9reyvx7o.amp

TheBreadmonkey,
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@TwoClownsEating

All fortune tellers look like this

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Very young men with beards - you're not fooling anyone

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Apologies if I'm being 'a lot' this morning - I have a toothache

DJDarren, to random
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Putting together tonight's is proving tricky.

I have 2:19:51 worth of music in the list so far, which needs to be thinned by at least 35 minutes.

Got to make some tough decisions!

TheBreadmonkey,
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@DJDarren

Get ready for one million suggestions of Help!

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Happy 60th birthday to Lenny Kravitz who I assume made a deal with a witch

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