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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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TidalFlats, to baltimore
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Live storm coverage from Baltimore. 5 confirmed tornado warnings now & video starting to come in.
#StormySky #tornado #baltimore #Maryland #Weather

https://www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/live/#x

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good morning Mastodonians! An interesting sky kicks off another fine day near the Bay.
#morning #sunrise #sundogs #AtmosphericPhenomona #clouds #NiceWeather #Chesapeake #Dogs #GunDogMorning

Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising low to the left behind a solid grey wispy cloud deck. The sun is bracketed by two 22°parhelia and surrounded by a prismatic ring. Marsh is green, tall and ready for summer. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk. Miles is looking out for interesting waterfowl and Jon continues his study of plankton.
Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising low to the left behind a solid grey wispy cloud deck. The sun is bracketed by two 22°parhelia and surrounded by a prismatic ring. Marsh is green, tall and ready for summer. In the foreground Jon a black Flat-Coated retriever stands on the wood walk and continue s his study of plankton.
Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising low to the left behind a solid grey wispy cloud deck. The sun is bracketed by two 22°parhelia and surrounded by a prismatic ring. Marsh is green, tall and ready for summer. In the left foreground a tree reaches up towards the sun.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
Finally.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
Wow, better make sure your Thumper is serviced and your hooks are sharp.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @edwilk
Sad!

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @glasspusher @12thRITS @thepoliticalcat @Biff52 @keithmorrisnm
Fuck yeah bleed that evil fucker dry.

edwilk, to random
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@TidalFlats @thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @Biff52
Any of y'all use a pH meter or test strips for food and/or soil?
Recommend one?

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @glasspusher @thepoliticalcat @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @Biff52

No, but Lamotte makes great soil test kits and brew supply sites sell pretty good stick digital pH meters for fairly cheap .

https://lamotte.com/products/environmental-science-education/soil-testing/soil-test-kits/

https://www.northernbrewer.com/collections/testing-measuring?_=pf&page=2

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @Extra_Special_Carbon @glasspusher @thepoliticalcat @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @Biff52
You're welcome and bottles of hot sauce, if it comes to that, are always welcome.
I'd lay off the brown acid water though.

TidalFlats, to random
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Talk about
Butt muzik
Everybody talk about
Butt muzik

@keithmorrisnm
@12thRITS
@AlterNewt @glasspusher @Biff52 https://www.openculture.com/2024/05/hear-the-song-written-on-a-sinners-buttock-in-hieronymus-boschs-painting-the-garden-of-earthly-delights.html

keithmorrisnm, to random
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@AlterNewt

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm
Learn to work the saxophoon
& I play just what I feel

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt
Not in these shoes!

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitched her bassoon across the U.S.A.
Put a reed in on the way
Stuck on a trombone and then she laughed with glee

She says, "Hey, babe
Play a tune on tromboon slide"
Said, "Hey, honey
Play a tune on tromboon slide"

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @AlterNewt
Unless it's for SweeTumors© or Polyp-Tarts©

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
Imma do this with all the annuals this summer

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm
https://mastodon.social/@gmh/112509093320308774

edwilk, to random
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@glasspusher @thepoliticalcat @TidalFlats

Get that huge printer

https://baynature.org/2024/05/23/he-set-out-to-photograph-all-of-californias-forests-then-they-began-to-burn/

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @glasspusher @thepoliticalcat
Perfect application, eh?

edwilk, to random
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http://www.helifire.com/hs.html

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
Dew Point
66 F
Humidity
66%

glasspusher, to random
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@keithmorrisnm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher
Kellogg's Brain Flakes

TidalFlats, to random
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https://beige.party/@quasirealsmiths/112484817536707717
Paging @keithmorrisnm

keithmorrisnm, to random
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What do you know about this @edwilk @glasspusher

https://www.nbc4i.com/news/state-news/large-amount-of-meat-dumped-on-ohio-road/

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher
Must have been the Meat Wave.

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Still think that's the best psychobilly band name

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Gorilla Hail/Kentucky Meat Shower
2024 HEAVY WEATHER Summer tour

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @keithmorrisnm
"You can't... dust...for meat."

thepoliticalcat, to random
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    TidalFlats,
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    @thepoliticalcat
    "57-year-old Eric Evan Brown, a resident of White Springs, Florida,..."
    Ah, Florida.

    "After agents left Brown's property, writes WFLA, they "received a call from the RV park management ..."
    Ah, Trailer park.

    "Brown, added WFLA, "was also accused of grabbing his dog by the collar and throwing it back into his RV while kicking it."

    All right, lock this fucker up.

    TidalFlats,
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    @thepoliticalcat
    Myrmidons? Droogs, I think.

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