over_clox

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over_clox,

I still fail to understand this supposed correlation.

Eat more meat, breed less meat…

It’s not rocket science. Eat all the meats! If you don’t eat the meats, then the breeders win, with an extra surplus of animals generating methane…

over_clox,

It’s just math yo. Maybe it makes more sense if I explain it backwards. Breed less, eat more. Tada, less methane generators.

over_clox,

Have you ever worked on a farm? Cow breeding is easily limited by limiting the number of farmers jerking off bulls.

over_clox, (edited )

Selective breeding has been going on for thousands of years to get to the modern day cows and bulls we have today. How do you think they extract the bull semen for their selection process? There’s big money in it.

They basically pick a quality bull which has favorable characteristics, bring him into their breeding barn, put their rubber gloves on, and mount the bull onto an artificial cow. Then the farmer has to convince him to start the deed and guide him into what basically adds up to a cow sized fleshlight.

One quality load can fertilize hundreds of cows, so yeah there’s lots of money in it. Everything about cow farming is nasty, from start to finish.

over_clox,

As the government gradually erodes away our rights, at least we still have the right to wipe our asses with pinecones.

over_clox, (edited )

We don’t use the three seashells anymore, not since the incident

over_clox,

We measure in whales, giraffes, and hamburgers around here homie.

over_clox,

A couple times, when it was literally freezing cold outside, I’d get completely under the blanket, head and all, and end up falling asleep.

Then later on, I’d just barely wake up, unable to move though, basically because of lack of oxygen under the blanket. I’d have to lay there and muster up every last bit of energy I had just to toss the blanket off of me to get a breath of fresh air.

So yeah, sleep paralysis with a bonus risk of suffocating to death is extra scary.

over_clox,

I can’t whistle. Honestly I think it’s because one of my lower front teeth is crooked, twisted at an angle. 🤷‍♂️

over_clox,

If the sausage grease is boiling hot, someone might need to see a doctor…

over_clox,

You had me at dripping… 💦

over_clox,

Makes me sorta curious just what video game he was playing. Not like it really matters, there’s absolutely no excuse, but seriously where the fuck was his mind at to do such a terrible thing, to his own mother no less?

over_clox,

Me, amazed by the Antikythera Mechanism, and the modern day reconstructions of it. But I look up in the night sky, and either I can’t see shit, or whatever few stars/planets I see, I have no fucking clue what I’m looking at LOL!

over_clox,

Very true that. In one direction, we have a large construction company that runs 24/7, and in the other direction, there’s a number of casinos.

So yeah, light pollution hits hard in my area ☹️

over_clox,

Yep. Just make sure to feed it twice a day… 👍

over_clox,

I just put the whole blob of frog eggs in there, like any normal person. 🐸

over_clox,

Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?

And that’s an absolute fact. I absolutely 110% pulled that fact out of my ass.

over_clox,

You spelled drunkest wrong.

But I might have some more weed around when I get home…

over_clox,

First you have to show her how to sharpen a can opener, then show her how to light a pan on fire.

You got this 👍

over_clox,

Exactly. You can’t legally cross the freeway bridges in my area unless you’re in a vehicle. Which makes it legally impossible to get from the north side of the city to the south side of the city, unless you’re either in a vehicle, or you break the law.

over_clox,

That’s not the only time I crossed one of those two bridges on a bicycle. One time I stopped at the peak of one of them, to take a couple of photos.

Cops gave me the bullhorn and said “You need to get off this bridge boy!”

At least they didn’t arrest me, but they might have been worried if I was about to do something stupid…

No, I just wanted a couple photos.

over_clox,

In my area, the bridges are the freeway, running over rivers. So, there ain’t much option, unless you dare challenge the law, just to get to the other side of town. If you don’t have a motor vehicle anyways…

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