Aceticon,

It only looks crazy until it actually has crazy looks, by which point it’s obvious that it works.

Drusas,

I know this is a joke, but in all seriousness, after the Tohoku earthquake hit, the aftershocks were so nearly-constant that I eventually couldn't tell if there was one going on without looking at the water in the fish tank.

JoShmoe,

If it feels like an earthquake but the eyes aren’t jittery, then you probably just need a hug.

Bassman1805,

Or one less cup of coffee

Norgur,

Or you overdosed your insulin... Again... How many times does that need to happen before you finally pay attention when the doctor explains the correct dosage, Jeff?!

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