NoYouLogOff,
@NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net avatar

A family friend graduated from a liberal arts college, had an R congressperson come for commencement. He just rambled about AI and also medical advancements like the US hasn’t had a falling life expectancy. Probably a pretty similar speech to this robot’s.

MargotRobbie,

The “Ex Machina” sequel is going way too far to believable, they really need to dial back on the surrealist black comedy.

Thordros,
@Thordros@hexbear.net avatar

And always remember! Be bold! Be brave! Sorry, but as a large language model I am unable to assess ethical questions of that nature! And always follow your dreams!

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Also, sign up for the military, I hear we they are offering some great deals!

D61,

the moment of the Butlerian Jihad comes one step closer

delirious_owl,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Was the valedictorian a Palestinian that got replaced again?

reagansrottencorpse,

Kids in highschool during the pandemic are graduating college now 🤯

Getting old is so weird.

Ephera,

Man, can you imagine, the meaningless platitudes that are normally said at these ceremonies, but it’s not even a human speaker, but rather an overengineered loudspeaker.

delirious_owl,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Meaningless? I’ve listened to some excellent graduation speaches. Chris Hedges comes to mind

Ephera,

Yeah, I think, we’ll have to agree to disagree on that one. I know, I’m on the extreme side with never having liked such a ceremony. I think, it’s because I simply stop feeling represented with the kind of generic speech you get when addressing more than a dozen people, because I guess, I’m just too special of a snowflake…

stevatoo,
delirious_owl,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

So we should all shut up and stop calling for an end to genocide because its “generic speech”?

Ephera,

No, that’s not a generic speech to me. In that case, you’re motivating a specific political issue and trying to convince anyone who’s still on the fence. Contentious political issues have always been excluded from the ceremony speeches I attended.

delirious_owl,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Why? That’s kinda their responsibility. Especially now, during a genocide.

Anyone who was speaking at a graduation now and didn’t call for action against the war is failing miserablely

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

You’re right, what Russia is doing in Ukraine is tantamount to genocide

delirious_owl,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Ethnic cleansing*

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

That sucks bro… hey have you considered contributing more to our new AI initiative? We’re heading to the maximum future, today!

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Tolookah,

The real question is did the ai go on and on (like my commencement speaker who narrated their life), Or was it a short speech?

SoupBrick,

Most likely a prerecorded message, whoever rented out that clanker probably did not want to leave anything to chance.

CluckN,

It did have a Q&A section where you could ask the robot questions.

TheWolfOfSouthEnd,

Imagine paying all that money to find out your uni doesn’t give a shit about you at all.

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