Mysterious screams on B.C. island turn out to be from a 'sad' goat, RCMP say (bc.ctvnews.ca)
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‘Incredibly overdue’: Minnesota library book returned more than 100 years later (www.theguardian.com)
Iowa City man accused of masturbating at local convenience store named 'Kum and Go' (www.1630kcjj.com)
Colombia to Sterilize Pablo Escobar’s ‘Cocaine Hippos’ (www.nytimes.com)
Users Can't Speak to Viral AI Girlfriend CarynAI Because CEO Is in Jail for Arson (www.404media.co)
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Plane Forced to Return to NYC After Horse Breaks Free (www.thedailybeast.com)
Bird of Century: Pūteketeke wins NZ poll after campaign by John Oliver (www.bbc.co.uk)
Man, 89, cut neighbours' hedges as they 'hadn't bothered', then thanks himself in newspaper (news.yahoo.com)
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A bear stole a Taco Bell delivery order from a Florida family's porch — and "then he came again for the soda" (www.cbsnews.com)
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Human mattress dominoes world record broken in the Philippines (www.upi.com)
Orthodontist offers free gun with Invisalign treatment as part of a promotion called “Grins and Glocks" (www.weau.com)
John Oliver backs ‘weird, puking’ pūteketeke as he takes New Zealand’s bird of century poll global (www.theguardian.com)
Somerset gardener banned from 'wriggling' in gimp suit (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Supreme Court justice bails on case right after it starts (www.newsweek.com)
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Tourist arrested in Lisbon after asking for a "grenade" instead of "pomegranate" (www.portugalresident.com)
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Dutch headwind championships cancelled – due to high winds (www.cyclingweekly.com)
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Electronic wolves with glowing red eyes watch over Japanese landscapes (abcnews.go.com)
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Group seeks to clear names of all accused, convicted or executed for witchcraft in Massachusetts (abcnews.go.com)
A small New Zealand city has been plagued by drivers blasting Céline Dion ballads at 2 a.m. for almost a year (www.insider.com)
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Italian churchgoers denounce ‘liturgical horror’ of altar girl serving communion (www.theguardian.com)
A parish priest has defended himself after provoking a scandal in a small northern Italian town when he asked a child to help him serve holy communion....
Tanks containing ‘large quantity of cattle semen’ stolen in burglary (www.independent.co.uk)
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Beer-belly wrestling and 'mud duel' to feature in first 'Florida man' games (news.sky.com)
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The Truth Behind ‘GiantCockNYC’ (www.404media.co)
Giraffe poop seized at Minnesota airport from woman planning to make necklace out of it (www.cbsnews.com)
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