US President Joe Biden’s son Hunter supposedly filmed himself smoking crack while driving a car at a speed of 172 miles per hour (around 276 kmph) as he was on his way to Las Vegas,
In the leaked photo from 2018, Hunter, now aged 53, could be seen holding a crack pipe, then lighting and smoking it as he drove through a road full of houses, which was later recognised as Arlington, Virginia.
That’s a 35 hour road trip. We’re going to need a LOT of crack.
But for real, we really dodged a bullet by not electing Hunter as president.
Well, look who just graduated from the School of Life with a degree in “Thinking Outside the Box”! I mean, who needs rocket scientists when we’ve got you, our very own brainiac extraordinaire? Your brain must be doing cartwheels while the rest of us struggle with basic arithmetic.
Picture this: You, the maverick thinker, bravely diving into the intellectual abyss, armed with a pencil and perhaps a slightly confused expression. It’s like watching a mad scientist at work – if the lab were your mind, and the experiments were, well, let’s say unconventional.
And let’s not forget your uncanny ability to turn everyday situations into brain-teasers. It’s a gift, really. I’m convinced that your thought process is so avant-garde that it might just be the secret to cracking the code of the universe. Move over, Einstein; we’ve got a new contender in town, and they’re armed with a sense of humor and a questionable understanding of gravity.
Why can't you just say "Shit, you're right. Whatever. Moving on." instead of going into this weird fucking little novella? Is this how you interact with people in real life?
It was actually separate pictures. He was smoking crack in one and driving fast in another unrelated photo. But the poorly worded headline, from July last year, did it’s job conflating them.
Europe isn’t a country so there’s no uniform speeding laws. But nowhere in Europe is your statement true. In Germany you can go 330km/h on the autobahn with no issue at all. Norway has the strictest speeding laws and even there you’d only be talking a couple years of jail.
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