This is just sad
blusterydayve26, makes you wonder who’s being taken for a ride?
GrouchyGrouse, My apes stocks all my apes stocks are gone worthless!
Xx_Aru_xX, 
Should’ve given that money to a mega church instead
bumpusoot, Why number not go up? My very normal and based in reality life depends on number go up deeper-sadness stonks-down
Doubledee, 
I’ve been dutifully putting money and time into brand loyalty regardless of how the product or the CEO perform, why am I not making money?!
ashinadash, 
M’LORD, M’LORD THE CYBERWAGON LINE GOES DOWN
Palacegalleryratio, Im terribly grateful to you m’lord for selling me this golden goose, and I believe very much in it, but Sire the thing is, the golden goose you sold me, well it isn’t laying golden eggs m’lord.
Still love the goose though.
Adkml, Replace tesla with “the sun” and instead of Twitter it’s a priest explaining to a pharoh they’re doing everything they can to appease Ra.
MolotovHalfEmpty, 
You’re in a cult. But all you’ll lose is your comfortability. Which is better than most other cults.
(Not to @Lovely_sombrero obviously)
Rom, 
Egon, 
Imagine being in an abusive relationship with a fucking stock lmao
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