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Sexu-ally
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Sexu-ally
“Thanks for coming!”
He got caught dilating his pupils.
It was just thong in cheek.
The call the new product “iBalls”
They’re both meat substitutes.
“Mickey”, the judge says, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me.”...
Because it’s cheaper.
Other than that, the sex is great.
Every so often, some of their missiles do a strike, but when that happens, they’re just fired and replaced with new ones.
I noticed the line at the end of the row of checkouts looked ok, so I pointed to it and said far queue....
Therefore I’m going to start smoking, so I’m then able to do just that
Lol, a man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. Monkey jumps on the bar, grabs a cracker and eats it. Then monkey grabs a lemon and eats that too. Finally monkey jumps on the pool table, grabs the q ball and eats that. Bartender says “hey, your monkey ate the q ball”. The guy responds " he eats everything". The guy pays his...
Keep the tip!
A white Christmas.
A customer complained about harissament
When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep....
A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pockets....
I just heard this one from a robotic voice on YouTube…I’ll make up all the details....
I don’t know if I can get hard - I just got laid this morning…
It runs in your jeans.
A bear with no arms or legs is lying on the beach (no idea why)...
Beef Strokin Off
Beef stroking off.
Egypt has mummies