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mikey, to random
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I'm just a man. Standing in front of literally every US bank. Begging them to offer something other than SMS for MFA...

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey inhales best I can do is SMS to another phone.

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey I hear your concern, I understand it, it's valid but after talking with the consortium of bank managers.

No

Bridgemakes, to random
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Funk it!

I'm the only one in the office and by the rules of Star fleet the highest ranking officer on the bridge is acting captain.

As captain I'm ordering myself to abandon ship. Aka, finish early.

NickGates, to random
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Let's Fuck Brandon

Bridgemakes,
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@NickGates as long as he gives consent

Bridgemakes, to random
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Wait hang on...

I get that were getting a new prime minister but on the 4th of July? Don't they just quit that day? Why are we getting a notice this time?

And what's this stuff about voting? Is this a, what do you call it? A demi-crassy?

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey 4th of July? You say that like it's a special day of some kind.

Bridgemakes, to random
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Ok I'll say it.

We need more pictures in books aimed at grown ups.

Not like that you filthy animals

NickGates, to random
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I saw a bald eagle this morning flying over I 80 in Fairfield 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🗽🗽🗽🗽

Bridgemakes,
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@NickGates what I want to know is did you salute and hum the national anthem?

mikey, (edited ) to random
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Okay, who was the 's for this week's episode of ?

Pick one or comment below to add your own.

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey Faith of the fart! Faith of the fart!

Bridgemakes, to random
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It's about a month until my niece's birthday and I've decided to give her a book. Of course, me being me, I can't just buy a book so I have 1 month to write a series of short stories, illustrate them, bind it and gild it.

I know it's alot for a child who can't read yet but I want to encourage reading and for her to think it's magic. Besides what is stress anyway.

Bridgemakes,
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Update: I just finished the first short story for the book.

Why don't more stories end with the king and the princess going to the pub?

Bridgemakes, to random
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Ok FoD, I know you are all waiting for the data science of the Hood to do the calculations. So here it is.

They say that the nx-01 can go to Neptune and back in 6 minutes which means that it can travel at 83.33 times light speed. They also say that Qo'nos is 80 hours away. That puts Qo'nos about 18.25 light years away from earth.

Now there is a star out at 18.214 light years out with at least 1 planet. Gliese 251 in the Gemini constellation.

Could planet Gliese 25b be Qo'nos?

GreatestTrek, to random
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FoD's, we can't leave Discovery without answers! We've got a question for you for the upcoming Disco Retrospective episode: FMK Disco Villains: Harry Mudd, Captain Lorca, and Control?

video/mp4

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey @GreatestTrek genuinely lol'ed at that one

NickGates, to random
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I haven't posted much lately, but, in my defense, I'm very very tired

Bridgemakes,
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@NickGates same tbh

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey @NickGates so far on the list of things Bridget wants to do I've managed half an episode of the Simpsons and a couple of pages of my book.

Not bad for 4pm when there is a 2 year old involved

Bridgemakes, to random
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3 none p1 mentions on

I guess what my question presupposes is maybe I can now be classified as a running bit?

Bridgemakes, to random
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Listening to co-workers complaining about how their garden is too big and that it takes too long to do the gardening.

Other co-workers talking about multiple foreign holidays they take.

Meanwhile I'm trying to decide if I can afford a large pizza tonight.

Btw, some of these co-workers are the ones who told me they take the good food from the donation box and replace it with smaller cheaper stuff.

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey I think you have to petition the Hague

Bridgemakes, to random
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Just watched Wayne's World and my Q I forgot how good that movie is. It's also connected to so many childhood memories of making skate videos with my friends.

I just wish I didn't have work in the morning so I could watch Wayne's World 2.

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey look, I keep telling you. It's not that we don't get the reference, you just can't say Schwing whenever hot people walk passed.

mikey, to random
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Hard to believe its been 4 years since we were headed into the hospital, in the height of the COVID lockdown, with snow on the ground because Ohio gotta Ohio... And yet here were are.

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey hurrah huzzah! I hope you all have a great day

howiecohen, to random
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They call me Junior's worm Good morning, how are you? I'm Junior's worm I'm interested in brains I'm not a real Junior but I am a real worm I am an actual worm I eat brains like a worm

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey @howiecohen I was just thinking that myself

mikey, (edited ) to random
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Okay, who was the 's for this week's season finale of ?

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Bridgemakes,
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@mikey
Barkley : it's not a problem admiral we just just need to power it with 1.28 gigawatts

Janeway: great Scott! I can't believe the power requirements for time travel are so low. Just plug it into the warp core, I can run this off a shuttle.

NickGates, to random
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H*ck

Bridgemakes,
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@NickGates Hick? Huck? Hock? H, ello is it me you're looking for, ck?

Bridgemakes,
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@mikey @NickGates H, ello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet, ck?

That doesn't really make sense in this situation

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