Bytemeister

@Bytemeister@lemmy.world

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Bytemeister,

Have you seen the Supreme Court lately?

Bytemeister,

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Bytemeister,

Of course I am. I know how to use money as a resource, something that the 99% are incapable of understanding. It took my dad 75 years to raise 700 million dollars I inherited. I’ve been able to double it in less than 25 years, because of how smart I am.

Bytemeister,

It’s designed to constipate them as well. You don’t want your dog shitting 8 times a day.

Bytemeister,

Just charge it and use it. Recharging and discharging the battery shortens the life of the battery. In an ideal world, you would charge the laptop battery to 50% and then never charge or use it again, but that’s makes your battery fucking useless.

So use your laptop. My advice is to keep it plugged in as much as possible. Most laptops (even 10 years ago) can run directly off the wall power, which stops the battery from degrading (as fast) as older laptops where they were constantly powered by the battery, and the charger just kept it topped off.

Most of the battery advice you hear is just voodoo bullshit, or it makes a very small difference in the overall life of the battery. Just use your computer like normal.

Bytemeister,

Did the YouTuber regress, or did you outgrow the content? CB always took shots at the low prod values and laziness of his videos.

Bytemeister,

For all the people in here down about their favorite creators, I’d humbly like to ask you to check out NKFHerping. Channel is basically Steven Irwin re-incarnated as some dude from Georgia flipping over trash and finding snakes and turtles.

Hopefully this makes your day better.

Bytemeister,

Yeah! Why go for incremental death when we can just kill every other person as fast as possible! Thanos 2024!

Bytemeister,

Nuh uh, it was a body double clone that he operated remotely, and JFK accidentally hit the contingency plan button, detonating a small explosive charge in the skull.

Bytemeister, (edited )

If you think a historically oppressed racial minority can’t raise the funds to build a parallel society equal to an established and segregated majority, then you are the real racist.

Thats basically what it says. Why the fuck is this guy still on the SC?

Bytemeister,

Yeah. Also, clearly doesn’t understand what is going on (TBF, I don’t know shit about Canadian politics either), but the stupid violent people with guns will be overjoyed if trump is the president.

Bytemeister,

I always keep a short length of single mode fiber optic cable with me when I’m hiking. If I get lost, I just bury it, and it less than an hour some idiot will show up in a backhoe and accidentally cut it in half.

Bytemeister,

It’s not my creation. I nearly peed myself the first time too. Glad you enjoyed it.

Bytemeister, (edited )

“My parents are entitled to social security, but I really hate paying taxes”

Bytemeister,

Right now, in my state, you can choose to have your electricity generated from green power sources, or from “conventional” sources. Here’s the kicker, the green power costs about 6x the conventional rate, and most of that is paid as a subsidy to keep the conventional power rate low. It ought to be a crime, and what do you know, it was! And they put the guy in jail, but they also kept the policy in place.

Bytemeister,

I’m good with giving shitty people the death penalty. I’d be down for making more things punishable by death, but… I don’t trust the system to determine guilt or innocence reliably enough.

Bytemeister,

Someone tried to mug me when I was walking back to my dorm room.

Bytemeister,

And that makes it okay to massacre children!

Bytemeister, (edited )

Of course! It was terrible! And that completely justifies murdering children.

Bytemeister,

Yeah! Kill all those kids that had nothing to do with what happened in October!

Bytemeister, (edited )

Windows…optimized.

It takes 4GB just to idle in windows 11.

Why optimize when you can just mandate insane resources for your OS?

I miss running XP on an system with 768MB of RAM and having enough left over to play Morrowind.

Bytemeister,

I never thought leopards would eat my face…

-Average Leopards-Eating-Faces party voter-

Bytemeister,

Showed this to my partner. They have 2 more college degrees than I do. Their response…

“I don’t get it. Is the last digit 6 or something.”

Rural public schools are a fucking joke.

Bytemeister,

Too much clutch, not enough revs.

I had a lot of trouble learning on my brother’s Kia. When I got my own MT car, it was so much easier, mainly because the clutch on the Kia was extremely heavy. See if you can adjust the clutch pedal spring to make pushing the clutch pedal easier.

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