I'm watching the concert in Detroit that's airing on NBC solely because it's Detroit. I have spent too much of my life idolizing a city I have spent, at most, 24 hours of my life total in, and haven't been to in 11 years. No, I won't stop. (And the only thing I've done in Detroit was attend Bible quiz meets at Central Alliance. All my worst quizzing moments were in that building, btw.)