Mrfunkedude

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

That moment when you see your cat walk away from you having loved and pet your cat for the last 20 minutes in your lap only to see a clump of poop stuck to it's butt.

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

Sometimes things don't go the way you want them to and other times they do.

You can plan and plan and sometimes still not succeed.

You can sometimes not plan at all and stumble into success.

Either way, you are not your successes nor your failures.

Your value isn't how much you have or how high you've risen. It's in who you are as a person, and the empathy and kindness that you show others.

Be kind to yourself. You are unique and wonderful. Never forget that.

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

Well it's Sunday once again.

Don't fuck it up this time.

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

If you know who this guy is, chances are high that you were born in California and were a kid at some point in the late 70s to early 80s.

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

Between me and you I’m not sure which of us is awake?

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

If a hen can do math does that make it a mathemachicken”?

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

Nap achieved. ✅

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

Just overheard... "Sunk cost phalicacy".

When you can't accept that you've already given to much money to that dick.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

I bet you've always wondered how to make a giant Cheeze-it.

Well here you go then.

https://davbot.media/w/iLPv9swAtJsRCF94vkJxx9

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

Life would have been easier if we had never abandoned Mirc.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

Good day to you all!

The girlfriend woke me up 2 hours early and now I want to go back to bed!

But breakfast calls. So the nap will wait.

I'm going to try to livestream later. I don't know what yet.

I don't know a lot of things. Such is life.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

If you’re ever in California, and you’re not a resident, and you’re in a store where you’re experiencing an earthquake, don’t panic until you see someone 45 or over seeking shelter.

If you’ve lived in California long enough, you get a sense of how to know a “bad earthquake” from a “not so bad earthquake”.

Just basically do whatever the OG’s do and you’ll be safer.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

Is it just me or are people using the word “timeline“ more and more each year?

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago to random

Beware the person who eats at IHOP alone.

Sorry. I meant “befriend”.

Beware the person who “befriends” you at an IHOP alone.

Mrfunkedude, 3 days ago (edited 1 day ago) to random

Yikes!

I was sitting here typing on my keyboard when all of a sudden the front right wheel fell off and my laptop, and everything connected to the table (4 arms holding two tablets, a mic, and my camera.) started to fall off!

Fortunately my daughter was right next to me and helped me to catch it before everything just tumbles over.

I got it fixed, a bolt had broken loose from it's housing but I was able to repair it.

I also took the opportunity to clean the everything as well. So yay!

Fun.

Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago to random

Sorry this is taking so long to type.

I own a cat.

Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago to random

At this point I'm surprised that Adobe hasn't somehow added micro transactions to charge for.

Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago to random

You know. I’m starting to think this “morning” thing is a bit over rated.

pixelfed, 4 days ago to random

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Signup on this form:

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Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago to random

One of the things that will always punch me straight in the heart, is when Kermit the frog couldn't attend Jim Henson's funeral because he had, "Lost his voice.".

Mrfunkedude, 4 days ago to random

If a Linux user runs the OS as their main, yet never opens terminal, are they still allowed to be smug?

Mrfunkedude, 5 days ago to random

So my wireless headphones that stopped being wireless headphones, now only works with a usb cable plugged into it and only when it's turned off.

What the actual fuck is going on with this thing???

Mrfunkedude, 5 days ago to random

Well it’s Thursday.

Have at it.