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Sammy

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Gay, trans, satanist, willing to fight God, lizard father

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an orange bearded dragon with an ineffible expression

Surprisingly he ought to be asleep for the summer but he’s still awake. He’s 3, the youngest of my scaly boys. His name is Tofu and I love how lazy he is

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My Son, SpiralLinux, is the neatest lil package of Debian you could ever want. It comes with all the Bluetooth and Wi-Fi drivers I need and it actually has an installer (Calamari’s I think?) that’s efficient and easy to understand.

Other than that-…. Uuuuhhhhh have you tried Hanna Montana OS?

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You’re right; the cops cured his bipolar disorder /s

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I was also skeptical! But I’m super glad I got around to watching it. Mob has very human problems even tho he’s bigger than life, and he loves and respects his friends!

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I though this was a Trans Masc meme and I was like “Hell yeah, brother, me too”

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That’s my emotional support USB and I’ll get sad with out it :(

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So hideous I’d consider buying it just to ruin the day of whomever gazes upon it.

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Thank you but I do not respect English

Source: I am American

If you could take a single character out of a piece of media (book, film, TV show, video game, etc) who would it be?

They would lose any magical powers they may have had in the book, but anything they are, rather than can do, will stay. For example people from the His Dark Materials world would keep their daemons. You can take them out at any time in the story’s plot, but for all other people consuming the media, it will be shown that the...

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Oof in that same vein, we could use a Samuel Vimes sort wandering around dispensing justice…

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Yo brb; making my blackmailing database tax exempt ⛪️

Sammy,
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If you have a 9-5, Northernlion is the alternative. Both are excellent.

Sammy,
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God I want a Thunder Dommy Mommy 😩 🌧️ ⚡️

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Honestly? Blame the stars every once in a while. Hell, blame the moon too! They’re too far away to hear us talk shit and we all deserve some mumbo jumbo to blame for our misfortunes.

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“That’s just what they want you to believe. NASA? You mean Never A Straight Answer? You look at that damn sun like a Gaddamn American.”

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We had Japanese students over in 2008 and they said the Ganguro were already quite old :( we might be very out of sync

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The key is to never take a clear pause; semicolons only; make them worried if you’re alright with a torrent of Skink facts.

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Did you know: there’s a mathematical formula that uses the length of a skinks toes and the length of its tail to determine how arboreal the species is?

Also, skinks wanna be your friend!

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Skinks are a social reptile! Unlike more solitary species, skinks can and do congregate.

Often for quinceañeras!

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Regretfully I only have two skink facts. If you’d like, I can start making them up? Or replacing real facts with skinks?

Did you know the Ancient Egyptians worshiped skinks (crocodiles) for the way they protect their young? And the temple in Skinkodopolis, priests would bejewel these skinks, and mummify them along with pets and servants.

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Wow! Now I have three cool skink facts! Thank you!

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