TheBreadmonkey

purplepadma, 5 days ago to random

We’re having (McCain) French fries, omelette and salad, which to me feels like Lunch at a Cafe rather than Sunday dinner

RickiTarr, 6 days ago to random

Okay, this is kinda long, but it's also really funny. Watch it or don't watch, it's fine, I care about you being entertained, but I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. Listen, it's just a guy giving a Snake legs, it's a totally normal affront to god.

https://youtu.be/1SgGfMlbCoM?si=vUaaO3oQKksyTO9f

TheBreadmonkey, 8 days ago to random

This sort of thing shouldn't be allowed

TheBreadmonkey, 8 days ago to random

I like the idea that Sunak is doing this all deliberately and is just going to become more and more disrespectful as time goes on. Honking some poor old veterans moobs and shouting "more like double D-Day, ammirite?"

Fuckn Sunak. In this situation I just made up. Urgh. He's the worst.

TheBreadmonkey, 8 days ago to random

Just scoffing at a stupid website suggesting stupid Fathers Day presents. Wondering why it's some kind of universal joke that you must buy Father's rubbish presents that are literally no use whatsoever. But I've somewhat undermined my own point with some of these..... (a Sonic the Hedgehog pizza cutter, golf sword and a vibrator, you say?......)

Bacon egg and toast face mask on screaming man A fish hipflask Penguin slippers from Wallace and Gromit Fake poo to hide your keys A Square Enix Plush Doll Neck Pillow Morbol Seedling (Final Fantasy XIV) Italian hand gesture candles

TheBreadmonkey, 8 days ago to random

BBC News here, reporting about faked Twitter posts about BBC News. Which will no doubt be posted on Twitter. I remember the days when news existed.

Network of X users smears politicians with deepfake clips
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg33x9jm02ko

RickiTarr, 8 days ago to random

My hacker name is KillSwitch, what is yours?

TheBreadmonkey, 8 days ago to random

It's come to my attention that some of you may be exaggerating your mental issues for comic effect

TheBreadmonkey, 8 days ago to random

I get absolutely loads of companies trying to extract money from my business. Most of the time I understand the murky waters they're swimming in and will occasionally engage someone because it'll be of benefit, even if I wouldn't trust them to tell me the time. But this new spate of companies with just made up people is a bit worrying. This company for example - professional website. They've run a trial without asking for money. But now we're negotiating I want some more info and they're being cagey. Here's their meet the team bit. Felt the team were suspiciously beautiful. Reverse image search shows these profiles are all Mickey Mouse. The one I picked is the profile image for dozens of LinkedIn profiles. 😬

Alice, 8 days ago (edited 5 days ago) to random

Maybe conservatives would be okay with abortion if they knew that all fetuses start out female.

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

It is a bit funny to me how aggressive some people's introductions are.

Hi. I hate you and everyone. I think you are a piece of shit. If you follow me I will literally kill you. Also I like repairing old computers and am vegan.

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

It is extremely funny to me that being sarcastic about going to war with the EU over smokey bacon crisp flavouring seems to have summoned the finger-waggers out of the woodwork

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

It's a good job we did that big war to make sure the nazis were defeated forever. And didn't go on to pervade huge swathes of society including the very upper levels of Western government. Hooray!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-69045271

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

Yeah I've got a tight 5 ready to go (5 minutes of sobbing and wailing)

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

You often see signs by parks ponds written from the perspective of the ducks, advising you that they don't want bread and that it is in fact bad for them. But it isn't true. Ducks can't talk or even make signs.

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

Nigel Forage

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

Disney have posted profits of nearly four billion pounds from EMEA alone. Mostly from streaming. That's £1.1b from UK, £2.5b from rest of Europe and £200m from Middle East/Africa. Frightening. I'm in the wrong game and need to launch a streaming service. If I were to launch my own streaming service (and please bear in mind I have limited resources so would have to act everything out myself), what sort of content would you like to see? One man cop drama? Sci-fi thriller (I could paint my face green and pretend to be a future alien)? One man romantic comedy?

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

Human rights? More like human wrongs. 😎
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TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

I know I can get a little bit 'working from home crazy' sometimes, but I've had one cup of coffee today (technically two cups but I've used one mug) but there are seven (7) cups in the sink. SEVEN. How is that even possible. 4 people live in the house and 3 of them weren't home today. Am I fugue-state coffee drinking? Is it elves? An ancient Romany curse?

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

I do not think this person should be charged with assault for throwing milk at a person who is allowed to publicly campaign for people to die.

However I quite liked the shade at the end of the piece... "Polling day on 4 July will be the eighth time he has tried to be an MP, having never previously succeeded." Ooooooh - do you want some aloe vera for that nasty burn?

Woman, 25, charged with assault after milkshake thrown at Nigel Farage
https://news.sky.com/story/woman-25-charged-with-assault-after-milkshake-thrown-at-nigel-farage-13148372

TheBreadmonkey, 9 days ago to random

Who philosophs the philosophers?

TheBreadmonkey, 10 days ago to random

Serious question - how does one become a Philosopher? I would like to register so that I can monetise my musings and they can be remembered in centuries to come, like a modern day Socrates.

TheBreadmonkey, 10 days ago to random

Paramounts co-CEOs look like they're AI

TheBreadmonkey, 10 days ago to random

crashes through door out of breath..........

POOSEUM
(Edit - sadly already in the article)

Man who holds world's largest collection of poo opens museum
https://metro.co.uk/2024/06/04/man-holds-worlds-largest-collection-poo-opens-museum-20961628/

TheBreadmonkey, 10 days ago to random

I hath bolognesed too hard