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bobmagicii

@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP.
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https://github.com/acmesh-official this is my favourite ssl client now. it even supports the api of most dns which gets around all the issues about intranets and wildcards.

pissed off letsencrypt with fail attempts before finding out i had to enable api access per-domain in porkbun, but hey.

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when i first jumped ship to mariadb it was because i didn't have time to learn the new user system in mysql 8. but then i found out maria didn't yet have json query support. seems like it works now though.

maria claims json is just an alias for longtext so i personally doubt if this will be performant at a scale i would like. questions remain, such as, should i fulltext index it?

think mysql has done more optimization for this type of stupid, maybe its time to go back.

syntaxseed, to wordpress
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I have an query that is ordering by post_date. But the date for this particular set of posts is identical.

So it's giving me them in different orders if I run the same query a few times. Which is messing up pagination.

What the heck?

bobmagicii,
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@Aaron @syntaxseed yeah was gonna suggest ORDER BY post_date, id just to solidify that.

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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the surprising part of microsoft recall is not that corporate has done this. its that 8gb of onboard npu ram... (nram?) is enough to do all that crap as frequently as it is. i can barely get any ai work done on my 6gb of vram. yet alone every 4 seconds.

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code without types is brainrot double so when its python.

bobmagicii, to random
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apple added a watch face with a few pride themes that can gasp actually be used to tell the time too. what a novel idea. the old stripes without hour ticks was so bloody useless.

also since it does not "look like a flag" your personal safety in the confederate states goes up a few points.

SenseException, to random German
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I had to read an XML book because of that hype, but no one was able to tell me for what I was learning XML. I asked so many questions about what use cases they thought about but got no answer. A few years later I used XML standards for API's and data sharing.
https://tech.lgbt/@lettosprey/112551320638344920

bobmagicii,
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@SenseException same but a few years later i went to json and never looked back.

bobmagicii, to random
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i... had completely forgotten.. that at one point i wanted to build a blog network and built this massive system so you could use your own domain on my platform. then i remembered i cant be arsed to deal with content moderation.

bobmagicii,
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another massive feature i built that will never be used lmao

bobmagicii, (edited ) to random
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had to put off my dallasphp plans as i tried to stay alive for a month and a half for a doctors appointment, for my insurance to start this month,

doctor office calls me today (the day before) ""you must change your primary provider and we cant see you until thats done"" so now i have to wait another month, cuz the insurance company said "ok, jul 1st then"

basically bcbs just got a free month of insurance payment i cant use.

heiglandreas, to random
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@bobmagicii It does tell you 😉

"It is required that your key files are not accessible by other users."

chmod 0600

bobmagicii, (edited )
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@heiglandreas every time i read that bloody text it takes 3 times before it accepts it because it never likes my first 2 chmods. (also thanks)

mcc, to random
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I have just been informed that Plex has a bug where if you upload to your Plex server an album either credited to "Various Artists" or containing a mix of artists on each track, it will list that album in the UI as being by "KONAMI". This is apparently a known issue.

bobmagicii,
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@andrewfeeney @ramsey @mcc

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tjdraper, to random
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I actually quite dislike the physical titanium card. It hasn’t held up well, it’s difficult to pick up because it has no flex, it falls out of my wallet very easily because it’s slicker and has a lot more weight. It is not a good physical product.

I do like Apple Card as a service. And I use Apple Pay whenever possible. But not everyone takes it yet.
https://mastodon.social/@danielpunkass/112532036185887748

bobmagicii,
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@tjdraper im still butthurt over how apple spent an hour presentation talking about how it was going to help people get financially healthy, and then they refused to give me one to help me get financially healthy. been living off debit card pretty much my entire life.

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it was silly for me to expect clicking "more info" to contain more info, rather than the same info in a different format. like a changelog maybe idk.

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davidbisset, to maps
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Why I 🧡 the web:

Someone made a customizable "shadow map": Every mountain, building and tree shadow mapped for any date and time.

https://shademap.app

#maps #shadow

bobmagicii,
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@davidbisset i wasn't expecting it to work on a per-building level thats awesome.

bobmagicii, to random
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man that guy sure is bitching a lot for someone convicted of 34 felonies and not being forced to be in jail until sentencing like i would be had i been a convicted felon today.

afilina, to random
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As a colleague of mine said, developers who first sharpen their axe deliver much more and of higher quality. Sharpening the axe could be: getting the right tools, cleaning and testing the code, learning better code design, etc.

bobmagicii,
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@afilina something something too sharp chips very easily when suddenly thrown in corporate.

which i feel like is exactly what happened to me.

bobmagicii, to random
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swear i own more than 1 pair of pants, but at any given moment, i can only locate one. and sometimes its not even the pair i just took off.

andrewfeeney, to random
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Seen on reddit:

"The average US president has been convicted of 0.7 felonies"

bobmagicii,
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@andrewfeeney

elazar, to random
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Using a dev diary seems to be worthwhile · cozemble/breezbook · Discussion
https://github.com/cozemble/breezbook/discussions/32

bobmagicii,
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@elazar my dev diary is just git log

ramsey, to random
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@a1ba Random question, but someone boosted a post of yours, and I noticed the UUID as your name. I’m curious about the story behind it (if there is one), since it doesn’t follow the standard. 🙂

(I’m not here to point out that it’s wrong, or anything like that. I’m just curious.)

bobmagicii,
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@ramsey @a1ba the first time i saw the uuid cross my screen i was like "lol bot account script went wonk" 🤣

bobmagicii, to random
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was suffering random disconnects of usb devices usually while gaming, and it seems like it has stopped happening since i uncoiled all the wires i had wrapped into a giant wire donut and zip tied into one bundle.

guess none of those cables are shielded >_>

bobmagicii, to random
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if you request your discord data package 3 weeks later they email you a link that does not require any authentication outside of the gibberish in the url. they did not confirm that i was the one clicking it. i am not signed into discord in firefox.

bobmagicii, to random
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we owe composer for a lot of things, but this is the one thing that makes me wanna buy em a beer the most. and it didn't need ai to do it.

bobmagicii, to random
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i also wish we could be like

foreach($Things as const $Thing)

so i could stop doing unset($Thing) after my foreach loop.

sometimes i will add overhead with a callable that is immediately called just to keep the scopes clean. its an obsession i have. but that doesn't really work well in templates that are more html than anything.

bobmagicii,
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@tress777 @ramsey @preinheimer hehe yeah. though i still roll my eyes at the old "calisthenics" meme php had for a while lol.

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