lars

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lars,

I’m gay

Oh yeah? Did your family come over on the Gayflower

ₜₒₒ

lars,

Even these little clicks on mobile devices halfway round the world tend to really wear hard on Boeing hardware.

Or, if it had been a Boeing, then only the plane, but not the person, would have been injured in the accident.

lars,

Non-ant-smeller here. Can you smell them before you see them? Or is the smell usually after you see them?

lars,

I know but if something could wouldn’t it involve pretend pearl clutching?

lars,

This English language sucks.

Marla’s husband is a creep named Donald. Donald’s daughter is 15 and grinding him.

lars,

grindy lass

named Ivanka Trump

lars,

She’s 15-ish in the photo above, but

https://images.newrepublic.com/0ccd67656f5c741e3e5515062dcf532819893e1c.gif

by the time she was 35-ish, she knew well enough to shudder and pull away when he would grab for her.

lars,

Marla’s stepdaughter is the lass on Donald’s lap

lars,

Einstein… sounds like a Hamas name, right?

lars,

I really appreciate knowing there are people like you out there ready to do the right thing to save yourself and save our collective cringe.

Thank you for your service. Gob bless.

lars,

I was trying to figure out how to word that politely. I guess you nailed it but nevertheless I audibly guffawed.

lars,

Est-ce que ça s’écrit pareil en français ?

lars,

Frankly frankly reminds me of those folks from the north of Gaul

lars,

Someone I look up to more convincingly said the same thing. I scoffed but he knows what he’s talking about.

I lost so much weight so fast—during the beginning of the pandemic no less—by only staying beneath the magical number everyday.

lars,

I used the same awful but free (with option to upgrade but no need) app the guy I look up to used (and it also knows how many calories I burn in activity during a day). It even has an awful name, but the results are amazing and it already has a ton of the foods I eat in it and it gets easier to use with time.

MyFitnessPal: myfitnesspal.com

lars,

Exactly the same with me and exactly my opinion. But congrats to us both!

lars,

You are out for blood this morning

lars,

Serious business about serious stuff.

When I played dress up in my grandparents ancient clothes, it was the posture I would take so people would take me seriously. But I have changed a lot since last week.

lars,

As bottom jeans

lars,

If it works. I do not care how.

lars,

Oh my gosh. My brain is so stupid, is the author of this message.

lars,

Reminds me of the showoff neighbors

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/3b540e39-b3a1-4159-8013-02e8b08084d1.png

lars,

Wow. No kids here. But this is absolutely not the narrative I’ve picked up through mostly American media. In the back of my mind is this pull that essentially says that if a baby is awake—especially if they’re being frustrating—it should not be alone.

The wow is because 1. I wasn’t even aware I felt that way, and 2. because it’s in conflict with what sounds like helpful advice.

lars,

Did “some little woman” say that?

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